GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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Funny Bunny remembers he had started cooking

‘It’s just a bad day, not a bad life’

Colors || Halsey

whenever I go to zoos and drop my ice cream on the ground a bunch of ants come over to it.  so my question for the zookeepers is why are you letting the ants out of their cages

get to know me meme: [10/10] favourite animated movies → kiki’s delivery service (1989) “We each need to find our own inspiration, Kiki. Sometimes it’s not easy.”

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

I can’t handle this

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn

babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius, pisces

man: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius 

sonic adventure 2

sonic: gets mistaken for shadow in like one low quality security tape, gets thrown in fucking alcatraz

eggman: blows up the fucking moon, is still a free man

About to buy beer? Consider this before you make that purchase:

Beer fucking sucks

Things I Learned While I was Supposed to be doing Other Things

Nebraska has a Navy. No really. And the navy has admirals. I am not even kidding about this. Being made an admiral as apparently Nebraska’s highest honor and the whole thing exists because apparently Nebraska’s governor had nothing better to do that day.

Things that make this even better:

-Nebraska is the only triply landlocked state. 

-the award certificate says this: “And I [the Governor of Nebraska] do strictly charge and require all officers, seamen, tadpoles and goldfish under your command to be obedient to your orders as Admiral—and you are to observe and follow, from time to time, such directions you shall receive, according to the rules and discipline of the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska.

-Queen Elizabeth II is an Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska.

-Queen Elizabeth II, you guys

-So is Douglas MacArthur

-there is a charitable organization of Admirals called Nebraska Admirals Association

-their mission statement, in addition to goals like “promote education in Nebraska” and “promote the Good Life in Nebraska” also has “seek and save Nebraska’s sea”, “develop and maintain ports throughout the state”, “increase the fleet of flagships in the Nebraska Navy”, and “continue efforts to have U.S. Naval ships named after Nebraska, it’s people, and places”

-this group of Nebraska admirals literally goes around trying to find an ocean to put ships in and also tries to get the US Navy to name shit after Nebraska

-Nebraska’s highest honor, you guys

this is the best thing I’ve learned about Nebraska since Carhenge i swear this state is overcompensating for the fact that it’s literally made of nothing but corn

@linddzz

There’s also a state law that prohibits whaling in Nebraska

I don’t know if I’m proud or ashamed

Body Type: Not terrible, but definitely enjoys pasta.