peekaboo

some highlights

Let me eat egg

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

crunch crunch

Notice

We owe a debt to the bees that can never be repaid, however, they have asked for 8.9 billion dollars anyway.

Maisy the Mouse oh my god

oh my god

If I were a German duck, I’d live here too 😍 (by Milamai)

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)

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FREE HIM

HE CAME BACK

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

why am i, a gamer and perfect gentleman, denied coochie?

Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head.  (article)

my only vine compilation containing only one vine

Norwegian forest cat.

Forest spirit