they can break you but not your promise

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

what do you mean by this

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

#oh i have an easy one. aeneas son of venus#and achilles son of thetis#and hektor son of hekuba#and ME#oh and the late roman republic in ciceros letters

Honestly, reading Cicero's letters via @e-pistulae gives me the greatest sense of what unalive should be.

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

Hello Street Cat lore is crazy

ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

bless know your meme

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick