I’m on dating apps and I feel so weird about it. I’m 27 and don’t know how to be anything other than single. How do I do this?
My dad called me at work this morning saying him and my sister were taking our dog to the vet and to meet them there. My mom and I both left work to be with our dog in her final moments. It was all so sudden. She’d been there for us for 14 years and I know it’s never easy but this hurts so bad
Does anyone know how Hot Dog Horvat is doing?
mama didn't raise a quitter she raised a burnt out perfectionist who settles for mediocrity
Wishbone (his real name was Soccer) was born on May 17th, 1988
Happy birthday Wishbone!
@ballsackler69 I have an announcement
I have two problems in life:
- difficulty sleeping
- difficulty waking up
Whenever I have extra time at work, usually Sundays, I like to make cookies for the other kitchen staff and since our dishwashers are literal children (like 14-17) they get so excited about freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*
#ELMO VIOLENCE MOMENTS
they had to put him down for this
i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
other favorites include
- “moo juice!”
- E G G - G I E
- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR
- Floof powder
F I R E
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
This is like. The opposite of the recovery position