Government Secret #23

You can hear the ocean if you put your ear to a moving train

May you wake up to cancelled classes.

I saw this and they canceled school tomorrow bless you

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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I sincerely hope Blue Ivy’s bedtime stories begin with Beyonce upon a time

Why can’t Ames just be like a suburb of Des Moines?

me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in  (via electric-daisy-forest)

If Mental Health Issues Where Monsters

Borderlines is pretty accurate! I was actually worries it wouldn’t be mentioned.

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

fun fact: my goal is to be that house in all the kids in the neighborhood point at and whisper ‘the witch lives there!!’ with horror and the knowledge that they can still go there for full sized candy bars on halloween.