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Angelic disaster.

My experience with clothing is not other people's.

First of all, apparently, having friends/family who sew is non-typical. I mention this because a student asked my opinion on what they were quoted to get a suit tailored. They were quoted $300 and I was all "Oh, yeah, seems legit." It was several sizes too big, and is a suit, so there's lots of internal altering that needs doing, and $300 is like, 1-2 hours of work, which means the tailor knows their shit.

That was... not what the student thought I was gonna say? But, like? GOOD suits (not great suits) can start at $3k from fabric pick to completion.

Weird, uncomfy moment.

So, like, I've not actually been involved in watching a TV show that I like enough to even vaguely poke at the fandom of since, like. Maybe 2013?

Have I watched tv shows or big fandom darlings since then? Sure? I guess?

But I've not actually 1. watched a tv show 2. enjoyed said tv show 3. mentally engaged with art about said tv show AND 4. wanted to talk about said tv show since roughly that time period.

Cue my surprise that My Hero Academia kind of slow-rolled me into that head space AND THEN @ponyregrets accidentally got me interested in trying out 9-1-1 (The show where Angela Bassett gets a bag and makes out with Peter Krause). FYI, that's 100% the name of the show in my head.

Like, I did my time in the Public Services tv spaces for a lot of my life. I've watched the entirety of Law and Order multiple times, including a good chunk of the spin offs. I watched JAG and the first few seasons of NCIS. Hell, I watched Touched By An Angel as a youngster (and any tv show that does weird Christian propaganda is gonna get lumped in with that show and bless you, 9-1-1 (TSWABGABAMOWPK), you fall into that category).

But IDK! Its kind of unexpectedly subversive and not just in ways Ryan Murphy joints tend to be? Like, it's almost 47% less weird and creepy in gross ways than I usually expect? It's fun and stupid and things go splodey and all the main characters are written to actually like each other, and all of the background actors are just casually not white and not stick thin. Plus, pretty much everyone's queer or from Minnesota and I genuinely enjoy the weird, insane Situations the calls put everyone in. Each episode is more often a series of vignettes than an actual through plotline and I kinda miss that about modern tv?

Also, I'm passively amused that the two dudes everyone on the internet want to fuck are actually written in a way where that's not just people queerbaiting themselves* into believing it's a plotline?

It's pretty neat!

Is it high art? No. Neither are any of the other properties I mentioned (and enjoyed!) above! But honestly? I'm having a nice time! Though, I am deeply confused why this series only has two seasons (1 and 7) of physical media releases and even my MVP's in Malaysia don't have the rest on DVD. But all the Lonestar seasons are everywhere? (We don't have time to talk about how my irrational hatred of Rob Lowe outweighs my adoration for Gina Torres, but that was a journey I went on with myself, so you're welcome.)

*Like, I have a whole lot to say about people who get petulant and shitty when they like X and Y character together and if said characters who are a.) not written in a narrative way where that will ever make sense without a whole lot of character growth or assassination and b.) are written to actively not like each other as people because of fundamental value differences don't get together onscreen/in the source. IDK, I'm old, so I remember when we (as fans) were all shocked when het couples got together onscreen. I mean, the term 'shipper' comes out of people labeling themselves as people who enjoyed what they perceived as romantic tension between Mulder and Scully and that the wider X-Files fandom thought they were delusional for interpreting as romantic. And I still fucking say Mulder's ace. Fight me.

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

STUMPY MY BELOVED!!!!

For added context on what rehabilitating the area means: there are structural issues with the Tidal Basin seawall that cause flooding like this independent of rainfall. Big portions of the sidewalk in Stumpy’s section are regularly submerged, which is bad for the land and the trees themselves, not to mention an accessibility issue for visitors.

It’s sad that Stumpy and many other trees in the area will need to be cut down, but it will ensure the continued survival of the other trees in the area, and Stumpy himself will live on in his cuttings!

I believe Stumpy will be taken to the national arboretum and his clones will return to the tidal basin after the rebuilding.

Someone left him a bottle of bourbon as an offering.

The Japanese Embassy came to pay him honor this week.

Stumpy and his cohort are part of the original gift from Japan more than 100 years ago, and many have lived this long bc the National Parks takes care of them. Normally the trees live about 40-50 years.

Huh.

I am mildly grumpy that the full deck of Chicago Public Services shows are not even mildly interesting to me. There's like three of them and they've all be running for years. Hell, there is a 93% chance I've accidentally been in the background for MULTIPLE of them (they shoot in the Illinois Medical District all the time), AND S. Epatha Merkerson is in ONE of them!

But, nah. I did my Law and Order time.

whyyyy

The girls are very bad at letting me have a lazy Saturday morning. I have been up since 6 because Tea decided to do acrobatics all over the bed. 😣

She is grace.

Happy birthday to this dippy little bean. I always forget to commemorate it on her actual birthday, but then I remember that we only have a guestimate because there were no Jelly Beans and then a few days later there WERE Jelly Beans.

Love and Joy to this complete asshole. She is now six.

Huh.

I always forget my dad did a bunch of really impressive shit when he was younger? Like, my experience of him was weird 80's machismo cowboy federal government agent shit - but like boring - leading into beekeeper!environmentalist!community action!socks and sandals! guy.

But, like, he was a pilot for the Navy and flew everything from an Osprey to an F-16, legitimately gathered weather data while flying through hurricanes, and spent a couple seasons smoke jumping? Like, I knew all that shit (it's probably weird I knew so much about in-production planes during the late 80's and early 90's, now that I think about it) but I was 8, and when you're 8, it's cooler that your dad makes biscuits and gravy on Saturday mornings.

Found an Endeavor fancast!

For reasons, I've been watching Silent Witness on BritBox and I realized that David Caves? Fantastic physical representation of what Todoroki Enji would look like in person. Dude's built like a brick shit house, has That Nose, and even has a tan jacket that he wears around outside.

Hilariously, his costar on SW (while female) has the same proportions as Hawks, so watching them wander around is intensely hilarious.

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Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?

Great news bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:

James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages ❤️

Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.

From a friend on the bookface:

A lot of people are posting about the better reason to celebrate February 14th. But most fail to give the context about WHY that evil bastard was slaughtered.
The crook Cook made a habit of bleeding the Islander residents dry of their riches wherever he landed. He felt his forces were superior and no "savage" would attempt to do battle with his marines.
On February 13th, 1779, Captain James Cook overstayed his welcome in Hawaii when he kept taking jewels and gold from the local Hawaiians until he was asked to leave.
On Feb 14th, In 1779, Captain James Cook agreed to leave, but instead of leaving quietly, he and a group of his marines tried to kidnap the Ruling Chief Kalani’opu’u of the Hawaiian islands.
When his wife, Kanekapolei, saw the soldiers leading her husband towards their ship, she gathered the local Hawaiians to confront them.
Their was a battle on the beach. The locals killed a lot of the colonizer fucks, along with Cook, and saved their chief.
After the battle, Cook's body was burned on the beach, in view of the remaining crew who'd fled to their ship, showing the surviving colonizers what will happen to any unwelcome guests.
No, they did not eat him.

happy Colonizer Fucks Around and Finds Out day, everyone!

I'm a fandom oldie and a strong proponent of "ship and let ship", and I defend everyone else's right to ship what they love... But I think that gives people the idea that I like, automatically love every single ship??? Or every single trope?

I don't though!

There are a lot of fandom tropes that are on my "absolutely fuck no" list. There are a lot of irk kinks that are also on my "nope absolutely not" list, too. Personally, this is healthy. I'm able to look at something and go "Yep, I hate it, but it's not harming anyone, so continue to do as you please."

I think this is where the rubber meets the road for actually having principles. It’s easy to defend the things we like, just like it’s easy to fight for our own rights and those of people just like us. When you have to use logic to extend your sense of justice to people you can’t relate to, that actually takes effort.

Theater/Convention Space/Sports Venue name changes.

I just read an article where a location was mentioned in Chicago and went "...whereTF is that?" Like, I would really appreciate if whomst ever buys event spaces stops fucking renaming them because I don't know what you're talking about.

It took me close to fifteen years to remember that Rosemont Horizon is now called the Allstate Arena and I twelve seconds ago found out that the former New World Music Theatre/Tweeter Center is now named after my credit union. FFS.

Reading: 2025.

ANYWAY, so my brain has been a squirrelly little monster for the last chunk of time, and I haven't really wanted to sit and read anything other than trashy fanfic that directly addresses my own personal damage in delightfully stupid ways. Which? Absolutely valid.

HOWEVER, one of my two vague reading goals for the year involved 1. Reading at least 30 published books and 2. Trying to tackle my 'currently owned' pile and do a read it or unhaul it thing. (Note: these are vague goals and if I don't fulfill them, eh.)

Both of those goals involve actually reading physical or electronic books that I have on-hand in whatever format. SO. I am doing my best to do some low key work on those. It is, after all, nearing the end of January and I have read only one book so far. And it's one that is very much where my brain is because of my moderate list of special interests, Hollywood history is a returning fave.

Add in that Karina Longworth started the new season of You Must Remember This, and all the sparkly lights in my brain went "OOO!!!"

As such, I am currently about halfway through her book, Seduction: Sex, Lies, and Stardom in Howard Hughes's Hollywood. I am listening to the audiobook as I am so used to Longworth's audio presenter style that it feels incredibly wrong to try and read a print book by her. Some of it is a retread of a couple podcast subjects from the The Many Loves of Howard Hughes season, but there's a lot of new and expanded information. Additionally, this is very much a biography of Hughes, but as framed around his relationships with women and centering their experiences over his. It's definitely worth a read/listen but if you're a longtime YMRT podcast listener, consider where your brain is.

THAT SAID, the first book I actually finished this year is The Last Action Heroes: The Triumphs, Flops, and Feuds of Hollywood's Kings of Carnage by Nick de Semlyen.

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