Photographs of blue jays: majestic, adorable, straight from a Disney movie

Real life blue jays: fucking assholes, bigger than expected.

Evil branch of the corvids

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

What have you done

once in high school someone managed to seize control of the intercom and announced, "Attention, all students, this is an announcement: you have just lost the Game," and i got to find out what it sounds like when an entire school shrieks in rage all at once.

Shark friend

Man. I'm always amazed by how...not human, animals are, because they aren't human. But how despite that, our experiences aren't so separate. Not really.

(Not that I've ever been pet by an eldritch visitor from another world, though. But I wouldn't mind that, either.)

That’s one thing we always have to be careful with animals. Is that they are different than us and we shouldn’t see them as 1:1 with humans. But they are still living things with brains and personalities. Which is good. But it also makes it hard to separate them from the human. I wonder if it helps to see them as creatures with vastly different languages and cultures with some overlap with us. I wonder what it would be like to have an etiquette and protocol droid that was well versed with the etiquette of all living things.

Eeveelutions 2.0!

Designed some dual-type secondary evolutions for eevee as a fun experiment 😘

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

The boys are back together!!

Lincoln Park posted the photos below along with this update on April 23:

"After successful reintroductions to Pesho, Sidai and Pilipili in their indoor space, Lomelok’s care and veterinary teams have made the decision to allow intermittent yard access for all four youngsters starting today.

Lomelok will continue to need rest days as he builds his endurance, so you will not always see the coalition of boys outside as his brothers may stay with him indoors as company. The animal care and veterinary teams will continue to monitor his progress as he continues on his journey."

Here's a great article about Lomelok's unprecedented spinal surgery, the reintroductions to his brothers, and the physical therapy routine the zoo has set up for him.

Watching Tango from Tango’s perspective is like “yeah redstone! Yeah cool steampunk builds! Yeah friends!”

Watching Tango from anyone else’s perspective is like watching a wacky cartoon character placed into the real world and given no instructions.

Today’s Beautiful Stomach Competition has gone well! All the RoundFroglets and LongFroglets got to show off their new Beautiful Frog Stomachs!

thanks for the art degree, dr. dad

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One time in college I was feeling doubtful about my life choices and I said something offhandedly to my dad like “maybe I should go into Nursing like mom keeps saying” and my Dr. Dad very pointedly stopped what he was doing, looked at me, and went “….you were born to be an artist” and I’ve never doubted myself since

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

This is absolutely amazing. I hope you hold onto this idea.

OMG, YOU TURN THIS INTO A 500 PAGE NOVEL RIGHT NOW. I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

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narcissus at the pond

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

the what