you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

Invite them in

theyre vampires

so invite them in

st@ff: no nut november…2!

Tumblr users: Tumblr sucks, i’m going to twitter

Twitter users: Here’s why cats are inherantly abusive

Female presenting nipple

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

absolute purity

me?? disgusting???? AND a waste of space???????? ya

can literally feel my stats double when i put on a nice sweater

Getting a new hyperfixation:

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