fixmypride reblogged
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Me always: who??????????
Me always: who??????????
bro why would you wish me a happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates the toyota sales event
this moment at the beggining is where I went feral
mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel
worm court is now in session
nobody:
me:
me: :(
the moon: 🌙
me: :)
once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business
I can’t do this anymore when are One Direction getting back together