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petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
msjewbooty
wednesay
paulyoptosaurus
not what i had in mind but im flexible
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Zmsnsmamdkam
I’m reading some of this transcript from this founders brewery lawsuit and omg this man will not admit this man is black.
This part tho.
LMFAAAAO this level of evasiveness is unparalleled
hertl-turtle reblogged
you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog
like this:
orcpiss
not a furry:
furry:
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women be downloading pdfs
surrender-mortal
And men….don’t….?…?
churchnotmadewithhands
no men can’t read
I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.
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redcabooze-moved-deactivated202
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
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I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why
wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one
yES
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archaeologicals-deactivated2016
fun facts!
- leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.
- stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.
- aristotle tutored alexander the great.
- abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.
- an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.
- pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.
- pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other.
- oxford university is older than the aztec empire.
Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t
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best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets
this speaks to me.
thepurplemadness
Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.
lockedinbootyorbit
My life
stevencutiepieuniverse
#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated
saranghaezz501
AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !
hertl-turtle reblogged
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The true meaning of boys will be boys
This is an arachnid
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isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
caribetidalwave
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
emotional-support-strapon
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
spaghetti-and-regretti
Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻♀️💯
He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.
scream-qween
He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life
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who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet
i fucking knew it would be drarry
la-z00m
harry potter and the what