If not famous, I'll be notorious

Almay Cosmetics Ad from 1960s (my scan and edit)

im really enjoying reading reviews about the movie cats because every single one of them would also make a good review for the satyricon

like

tell me this isnt what reading petronius is like

My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.

Maria Callas in Pasolini’s Medea.

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

Because there has to be a coherent point to what you’re saying otherwise people won’t take you seriously.

bold of you to assume i want my thesis to cause anything else than mayhem

just so we’re 100% clear I am absolutely against men having platonic friendships. men CANNOT have friends, they can ONLY have GAY LOVERS

Henri Matisse - Pasiphae, Plate 17. “J'irai à ce que j'ai voulu, sans fierté comme sans remords” (”I go to what I wanted, as much without pride as without remorse”), 1944.

Michael Sheen as Miles in Bright Young Things (2003)

romantic edition

are you a secret garden or secret library person… are you a love letter or cameo locket person… are you a candlelight or moonlight person…

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love l

w-why’d you stop

consumptive fever

ur scary folk lore monster name is ur entire first and last name but the letters are rearranged in alphabetical order so mine is aeffginnrrv

I don’t think that’s true, but I can ask Decimus. He probably won’t actually give us an answer since he doesn’t like you, though.

I figure we can sell most of it before anyone realizes it was stolen, but then maybe keep one or two as a memento of our sexy sins.

Too bad. Well, I can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, otherwise where’s my individuality? My spark? 

Ah. Good plan. We just need a fence. 

I’m thinking about quitting my job as a poet and becoming a full-time garbage rat or maybe a fucktoy. I do enjoy writing poetry but having a job is so droll when I could instead be bedding senators and stealing their belongings when I sneak out in the middle of the night.

That’s such an excellent idea. Why haven’t I thought of that?

We’re going to do this as a team. 

Now that’s an interesting thought. I’m sure there’s somebody into that somewhere. Plus double the hands means double the jewelry and fine watches we can plunder. Dear, I think we’ve found a business for ourselves. Though not officially a business, because I don’t want to pay taxes.

First of all, sexy bastards like us don’t legally have to pay taxes. We’re doing a public service by existing and being seen.

Second of all...this is my proudest endeavor already. Even though I have not yet started. Also, do we keep or sell the jewelry and watches? This is important to me.