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LittleGhost

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fandom & slactivist garbage
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chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

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torukun1

soviet union (union union)

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ulanji

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

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Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Six

Gryffindor: We live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn't a respected college major
Hufflepuff: I'm upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean
Ravenclaw: Was anyone else called gifted when they were younger and now struggle with standards and realizing everyone else caught up?
Slytherin: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming
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panharmonium

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is

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reblogged

i know this is satire but in early science fiction, when authors wanted to have aliens, they looked to stars they :1 knew the name of, and 2 knew arent incredibly far away. So, because of this, in some early science fiction, aliens from a planet orbiting Vega are called Vegans!

To be clear, although few Vegans are from Vega, all Vegans from Vega are Vegans.

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