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Victor Noir’s Magic Metallic Boner

Located in the  Père Lachaise Cemetery is the current home of French journalist Victor Noir and his magic boner. His grave-site comes with a pretty big legend.

As the story goes,those who place a flower in Victor’s top hat, kiss the statue on the lips, and rub its genital area, will find themselves with enhanced fertility, a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, produce a husband within the year.

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