Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

Oh 😳🥵

I love that they both broke! They both wanted the other so bad and FINALLY they caved! Well... Reader kinda caved first but only because Jake is an awkward bean 🥰🥵🥵🥵

idk why I actually love that he tried to keep his distance so long?? like he was so convinced it would impose on reader that he was willing to just suffer in the shadows, but boy...one little invitation and he's snapped like a twig!!!

Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

The above is actual footage of me reading this fic! I cannot imagine how I looked, expressions, gestures, the works!

Ro, OMG!! You delighted in torturing that poor man! Not that he didn’t deserve it, btw…

:readmore:

I loved Jake’s internal monologue and back and forth through the first section the most. And I thought he was going to realise that she was trolling him when he heard her in the headphones again, but he was too in his own head.

Finally, thanks for depicting fast, rushed (but not unsatisfying) sex when they finally get there.

This whole thing is a blast to read and so creative! I didn’t expect things to go so long either when I started reading!

Don't you hide my accomplishments in the tags! And maybe fish tank enthusiasts want to get fictionally laid, too, huh? I don't discriminate...

Going to try one of these

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Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

Yeah, that's about right. 🤣

This woman is an EXPERT torturer! I'm jealous of her abilities! And I love, LOVE, LOVE that Jake held out for as long as he did out of want to not hurt her or scare her off. As soon as he's got permission he's all over her and never letting go.

He's fun to f**k with 🤭 and I've got one more part planned that is just all him lovin' on his Stunner...

Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

Ro, I’m SCREECHING!!!!

First off, I will more than happily accept all blame or praise for planting this seed in your beautiful mind, but I don’t really deserve that. You do. This deserves all the praise. All the words that Jake can’t bring his desperate mind and mouth to say.

When i tell you I threw my phone at Jakes little signature awkward hand motion, it’s an exaggeration, but I did have to look away and clap a hand over my mouth as I screamed.

I mean, sir. This is not something you have to deal with. You put it on yourself. I’d say just simply stop, but you’re very evidently addicted.

The whole time, I could feel the way Jake’s mind was racing. I felt so immersed in the anxiousness and the guilt and the cooped up feelings.

And the sleepy, tentative walk, that led to just absolutely, ferally giving in at the end was fantastic. I mean, Jake was half stimulated by his thoughts.

Bwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh besties, I just got a chocolate malt, and lemme tell you that was probably one of the most beautiful sunset drives ever. I love/hate that I had it all to myself. Which babe do you think you’d have the best sunset ice cream dates with?

Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

First of all, I will be questioned in the morning by my colleague a room over mine, 'cuz I'm squeling, laughing and choking in a hotel room reading this. They will be convinced I picked up someone in a hotel bar. 😂 Whattafuck will I lie to them? 🫢

It is all Jake's and your fault. 😳😉

I cannot with this two. 🤣😅

I love you, you are a menace writing this, but you are a sweatest, loveliest, most talented menace.

Well, whenever you figure out what lie you're gonna tell, you let me know. Perhaps, though, your colleague is very proud of you enjoying yourself, which I am delighted to say I caused 🥰

Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

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Not In Front of the Fish...

Jake Jensen x roommate!Reader follow up to Watch the Fish (see previous or JJ Masterlist)

Summary: You've caught Jake doing something he shouldn't, but there's no reason you can't string him along...and along...and along until the line snaps.

Warnings for smut (many references to masturbation, protected sex), horrible puns (yes, hello, I'm Ro, welcome!), heavy innuendo, trolling this poor boi as hard as humanly possible, taking the lord's name in so much vain, kinda *aggressive* foreplay, aftercare, fluff, and whipped!Jake (deserves a warning because I sure as sh*t wasn't prepared 🫠).

Blame @bigtreefest...or thank Essie, ya know, whatevs! No beta, we die drowning in the fish tank. MINORS DNI. And yes, @whiskeytangofoxtrot555, the glasses stay on 🤭 Y'all may not realize this but I myself am an ultra-awkward nerd, so I identify with Jake's struggle and yet would absolutely, endlessly tease this mothaf**ka.

Time and Tines (2/3)

Steve Rogers x Villain!Reader

Summary: With the Winter Soldier on your side, Steve races against time to figure out why...and how to stop you.

Warnings for basically DARKFIC: talk of unspecified terminal illness, medical malpractice, gaslighting, revenge, gun violence, not overly graphic death but still death (not of Reader, Steve, or Bucky), and decidedly too-little editing. MINORS DNI. There's plenty for you to read on my Light Masterlist, but this isn't for you! WC 5242 (which is, yeah, way longer than it was supposed to be)

Too much...

Wuh-uh! I promise it...kinda gets better in the last act (???) depending on your definition of better....

Midnight Kiss

Just a little ditty in honor of the upcoming holiday. Warnings for suggestive language and bad puns. It's just cute, awkward, and chivalrous...until it isn't. If you couldn't deduce it from the title: they kiss lol. WC 1.5k+

He's happy to see the team having fun, but this isn't exactly Steve's 'scene.' Granted, his 'scene' flew the coop long ago, when his generation aged out of large, raucous celebrations, or rather, Steve never had any true social scene because he never really lived .

He's still trying, he swears; it's just...

really. damn. loud.

Steve is both a gentleman and bold. We love him for it. ❤️

He's perfect. I'll never get over him. 😭😭😭😭

the shit that's been earned

ahahahhaha.

i was surprised she wanted me to come instead of a real date

SEE GIF ABOVEEEEEEE. I fucking love that even this early in the game I can tell that this reader is going to STRING HIM UP, and he has no idea that there could be other people out there like him. Hell yeah. Also, I super hope this means Reader's bi because Ran would find that infuriatingly attractive and be even more pissed about it.

DIE MAD RAN (for now)

I love how convinced I am that everything reader is doing is designed specifically to confound him. Even if it's not, I'm enjoying that feeling.

Even though your words are dismissive, they sound genuine and kind.

then

The idea is to flaunt you in front of Linda, not romantically, of course, but as a younger woman, perceived as better, more self-made, more successful, with a Birkin bag in his mother’s actual favorite color, while he gives her a scarf she’ll be revolted by. It’s perfect.

then

“I’ve always wanted one,” she said.

“You should have one,” you said.

Muahahahhahha [not saying cause this is a fantastic spoiler]! EAT SHIT Ransom. I adore the way your mind works, love. I am WHEEZING.

You really have everyone's voices down so well, no wonder you were worried I'd pack up and move to Siberia if I read this lmao.

a groan that’ll haunt his hindbrain

Okay the way you manage to make him poetic while still Ransom is fascinating and impressive :D That last line is fantastic, ahahahhahhaha. I'm sorry I'm not poetic I'm like a kid in a candy store reading this before you swat me with a rolled up newspaper or spray me in the face with a water bottle!

Sneaking in that humanity and poetry just to make you yell more...