(Seagulls crow. The Narrator is sunbathing on the beach of the BB Base, looking carefree. He looks up.)
Oh hello, funny seeing you here. I was just taking a break from all the chaos going on in the main land. Here seemed a little more.... quiet.
Thank god.... he cant swim, or else I would never find peace-
(Beside him, the water starts bubbling, drawing his attention. His eyes instantly widen, morphing his face into a frown.)
No please, anything but that-
GRRRRRRRREETINGS!!
it is I.....
The Broccoli Man!!!
(The broccoli man is standing on a plesio, rising from the waters with the smuggest look possible. Beside him, several crates of unknown contents rests on its back. The narrator leaves, done with everything.)
Today I have a wonderfully devious plan! Oh so magnificent! Oh so beautiful... behold......
(The broccoli man kicks open one of the crates, revealing several bottles of milk and what seems to be the Castelio Island's entire supply of Smilo Plushies from the gift shop. I am so sick of this guy's shenanigans.)
Have you ever heard of milk cat? Possibly, but it dawned on me that maybe brute force isn't the way to go about taking down Wildwest Tower. Sometimes you need a little bit of psychic damage.
(The broccoli man picks up one of the plushies with an evil grin, dousing it in milk.)
The plan is simple. I dunk a metric frick ton of these fossil cats in a metric frick ton of milk, and then i chuck all of them at wildwest tower >:)! Think about it, the cleanup will take sooooooo long and the milk will make everything smell bad, so it'll provide the perfect opportunity to sneak in and steal all the cool fossils... and KL-33N.
This time I think it'll finally work!!!! NYEHEHGEGEGGEGEREGHFYJTDITDIBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRVRJEVHVECLUEVBRBRBRBRB
(The broccoli man's laughter is drowned out, quite literally, by him submerging himself once again to head off to Cranial Isle. At this point, I feel bad for the Plesio carrying him.)
-the broccoli man (chaotic evil)🥦