The Pun is strong in this one

I want to live like this image

These are made by BelmontsClayArt ! ❤️

Highly recommend checking out their stuff!! Their little polymer clay figures are so adorable and they do some really pretty coloring work as well!

They also have a shop here!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.

orally fixated gym bro

Uhuh…

What.

FIRST TRY.

well-

more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds

uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify

everyone else: rebloge please

As of Sunday 12th May, this petition is at 1,897 signatures.

“At 10,000 signatures...

At 10,000 signatures, government will respond to this petition

At 100,000 signatures...

At 100,000 signatures, this petition will be considered for debate in Parliament”

Aurora above Edinburgh, by Kyle Bonallo

American Photographer, Joel Bissel, took stunning pictures of the frozen Michigan Lake in Chicago, covered by ice scales (x)

PADME AMIDALA costume appreciation: ▶ The Phantom Menace [4/9] (costume design by Trisha Biggar)

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

i never realized the original guy answering the question in this picture was named Sisyphus. i just imagine that instead of pushing a boulder up a hill every day he is just forced to answer this question over and over

imagine accusing the us military of being too woke

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Wishing you all a splendid Tuesday!

"no attachments" in SW literally just means "don't be selfish and possessive". that's it. that's all there is. doesn't mean jedi can't have friends and loved ones. they can. just. don't be possessive and selfish about it. don't murder thousands of people in an effort to save one.

Some more finished portrait commissions!