Honka Bonka

thought it was about time for a new commission post!

you can commission me by dming me here or going to my ko-fi

terms and examples under the cut

I may delete social media off my phone like all of it except youtube. For the time being

Not necessarily leaving fully but I think it'd be good for me to not have it in my pocket all the time

See i don't believe this David Byrne guy when he says he's some kinda psycho killer but when he starts in with that French shit he really freaks me out

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Ohhhhh

See i don't believe this David Byrne guy when he says he's some kinda psycho killer but when he starts in with that French shit he really freaks me out

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I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him

Me when a member of my Cougar Squad tells me she's getting kind of chilly in my lair

I JUST SAID it's me when a member of my Cougar Squad tells me she's getting kind of chilly in my lair

<3 The best X-men content I've seen all year <3

So who else knows that the gif is being played in reverse? 😏

You doubt my power

I like this being added to the common understanding of tumblr users saying shit to sound smart that just show they don't know what they're talking abt bc they literally said this to me during a time I was in the middle of reading about Plato and his recounting of how Socrates famously fucking hated poetry and i was going to dunk on them about it but initially decided not to bc i didn't want to sound pretentious

it's socratean because they're using questions to uncover the deeper truth that they already know innately; how to masturbate with a pepper.

it's poetry because it's poetry.

my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?

you know it brother

i am the loremaster