Nightfall crackpot theory

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“Dex Dizznee deserves more appreciation,” I say into the mic.

Shannon boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: the entire fandom.

Guys. The title is probably Guardians.

A few guesses on the next book title Credits to @wylieendal @mallowmelting @0000x552

@cosmicstargoddess you are so VALID

@shannonmessenger

Time to start the Dexvolution early this year

Biana: Which country has the most birds?

Keefe: Portu-geese.

Dex: Wait, that’s a language.

Fitz: Portu-gull.

Sophie: Nice recovery. Or should l say nice re-dove-ry?

[later]

Biana: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

the world ends when his dog catches it

Keefe:

Do you think birds get sad because they don’t have arms?

Sophie:

Do you get sad you don’t have wings?

Keefe:

*tearing up* everyday.

*the group at the beach*

Keefe: *takes his shirt off*

Fitz: Bro. You’ve got great abs, bro.

Keefe: Really bro?

Fitz: Totally bro!

Keefe: Thanks bro!

Fitz: No problem bro!

Keefe and Fitz: *chest bump*

Sophie and Linh: …

Biana: It’s never to late to join the Gay side

*the group at the beach*

Keefe: *takes his shirt off*

Fitz: Bro. You’ve got great abs, bro.

Keefe: Really bro?

Fitz: Totally bro!

Keefe: Thanks bro!

Fitz: No problem bro!

Keefe and Fitz: *chest bump*

Sophie and Linh: …

Biana: It’s never to late to join the Gay side

kotlc characters in 7 words

Sophie: lots of talents, very impulsive, likes Fitz.

Fitz: Literally perfect. He bakes. Morning runs. Perfect.

Keefe: Prank master, mocks everyone, doesn’t have morals.

Biana: Very pretty, very gay, will murder you.

Dex: Emotionally strongest person ever, deserves more love.

Linh: Cinnamon roll, get her a new family

Tam: Also needs new family, isn’t actually scary.

Wylie: Needs: a hug, his dad. holds grudges.

People assume I text a lot because I type so fast but the truth is I just play the piano tiles game a lot.

the keepers + name meanings

Reblog if you're in the kotlc fandom

I wanna see how many of us there are

Petition to give Dex a popsicle