Matt Golden

Around 5 today I was getting a prescription when I saw this:

I opened Discord on my phone to make a half hearted attempt at pretending to myself that I wasn’t going to buy it.

Please note it took less than 20 minutes to go from “please tell me not to buy this” to “I’m buying this don’t tell me not to.”

The woman at the register asked if I minded her removing the clearance sticker. I said “no, I don’t think I have much use for it.” She laughed and said “stick it on your boyfriend!” Without hesitation I patted the box and said “this is my boyfriend now.”

Welcome home buddy, you’re part of the family now.

Still deciding on a name. So far I’ve narrowed it down to:

fake crime podcast. it’s a podcast with ideas for crimes no one has tried yet

Luke Skywalker - a different color treatment to my previous Luke pic. Made while working on book jacket for Star Wars Books - Lucasfilm - 

Alan Brooks

forbidden snacks

Edible versions.

Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

Ghost Pokemon Pins made by omjstudio

Been busy making lots of pokemon stuff! I just uploaded these to my >>Society6<<, which has free shipping right now. Shirts coming soon to The Yetee!

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

Concept art by Eyvind Earle for Sleeping Beauty (1959)

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.