As the Gods Say

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

BANANA BREAD MOLTED AND NOW HES BLUE

In case you forgot, this is what he looked like before

??? Do lobsters change color when they molt? I never knew

Not usually, no. They tend to lose some of their color when they’re preparing to molt and then come out looking more vibrant, but they typically don’t change colors completely. Banana Bread is just a very fashionable lobster I guess

@elodieunderglass for the leucism channel, maybe?

Banana Bread is exceedingly beautiful and we shall gratefully ponder him on the channel (this is not to say he’s leucistic. I don’t know what is going on with him. Beautiful mysteries.)

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

Even better, we thought it was extinct for 50 years, and then we just found a whole bunch in a meadow. We lost a bright purple flightless bird the size of a large chicken for 50 years.

This is not a picture of a Kākāpō. This is a picture of a flightless takahē.

Stop spreading misinformation!

can you read

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

Beautiful lab grown women in your area

wonder why its called that

Crown stays ON in bed