my god these bitches gay

"I'm in my late 20s and I'm scared I've already peaked" just don't peak then, idiot. what do you mean like you're going to just stop trying to think harder and build taller and learn more and get luckier and read deeper and dress better and fuck weirder and run faster and draw crazier and smoke danker and dance bigger and steal better and stun everyone with your cunty charm and zeal because, what, you think those are the rules? get real. get up. you have another 50 years and you're not going to use them??? give them to me.

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

does any one else think it should be easier

clap if it should be easier!

you can do it, magikarp!

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

Unfinished drawing of Eryth, thought I’d post some wips that have been sitting around for a bit

lettus andf carrots

my full piece from the @mementomoristrahdzine! it accompanies @geopvnk's beautiful introspective piece on patrina shortly before she was sent away from ravenloft. if you haven't read her piece yet, please go do so! it has my personal seal of approval as the (self-proclaimed) preeminent patrina velikovna enjoyer.

based on this text post that i couldn’t stop thinking about since i started critical role:

[Image ID: a tumblr text post by theglowqueen that’s a paraphrasing of the audio clip, comparing Matt Mercer and Griffin McElroy as DMs] 

[transcript: a clip from Critical Role: 

TRAVIS (WILLINGHAM): Ten, ten points of damage. 

MATT: As you sweep down, you completely bisect the rat with your blade. You hear it- [SCREAM] scream out in this loud, heavy, horrible, monstrous squeak. You’re not used to hearing what normally is a small rodent sound, but amplified from a larger, almost bulbous, mutated form that it now has. As you impact, you see it cut in half. It releases this putrid cloud of whatever gases its body holds in it. I need you to make a constitution saving throw, please.

TRAVIS: Oh, shit.

[fade into a clip from The Adventure Zone]

TRAVIS (MCELROY): I’m gonna- I’m gonna two handed battle axe at him.

GRIFFIN: Okay.

TRAVIS: Attempt to cleft him in twain.

GRIFFIN: H’okay.

TRAVIS: That is 13 plus 7, a twenty.

GRIFFIN: Yeah, that’s a hit.

TRAVIS: [quietly] Aaand 1d10… [mumbles] Ooh, that’s a ten! Plus 6, 16.

GRIFFIN: Okay yeah, uh, you don’t cleft him in twain, but you get a- but you get pretty deep in ‘im and, uh, and he falls to the ground. As uh, as this, as this man is bleeding out, uh, at your feet, uhh, you remember the, uh, orders of lieutenant Hurley who um- uh, humbly requested that you not murder anybody during this sneaking mission.

TRAVIS: Oh, I meant that non-lethally, clefted-

GRIFFIN: [bursts out laughing] You said ‘cleft in twain’, sir.

TRAVIS: But I meant non-lethally.

GRIFFIN: Tell me, if you can explain to me how you cut somebody in half, survivably-

TRAVIS: With my words.

JUSTIN: Yeah, what kind of gross Hannibal stuff are you- like, uh- like uh, uh expertise in human-

TRAVIS: When I meant- When I said ‘cleft him in twain’, I meant like caused some kind of psychological schism, that would make him-

GRIFFIN: Well, you’ve done that!

TRAVIS: Put him in a fugue state.

GRIFFIN: Yeah, he’s in a state alright.

]

Hades-inspired tarot card for our wonderful warlock/ranger, Switch. Her patron was shattered by the Queen of Air and Darkness for an attempted feywild coup ("ALLEGEDLY") and now he has Switch collecting the black glass shards of his body scattered around the world.

new askgame do U think i’m ever gonna make it