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Martha: Thomas, I don't like the butler you just hired.
Thomas: Why, my Darling? Is it because I'm flirting with him?
Martha: No, no, no. I don't mind that. I would flirt with him, too, if it wasn't for the....issue.
Thomas: Issue...? Is it - is it because he's British?
Martha: What? Heavens, no! In fact, him being British makes Alfred more attractive. No, the issue is the ghost he's being haunted by.
Thomas: Oh, you can't possibly be talking about what his last employer said. Honestly, I'm pretty sure he made that up to try and ruin all of Alfred's chances of finding a job after he quit.
Martha: Sweetie, darling, the Honey of my bumblebee, look at the window in Alfred's sleeping quarters.
Danny:
Thomas: OH SHIT. THAT'S A GHOST!
Martha: Yes.
Thomas: Do you think he's Alfred's boyfriend?
Martha: ....why?
Thomas: He's hot.
Martha considering Danny: Oh my, you're right. He is hot. Maybe I was being too quick to judge. I'm sure our haunted hot butler and his equally hot angry ghost will do well here.
Thomas: *blowing a kiss towards Danny*
Danny:
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Ngl every time I read the title "Danny the menace" I think to myself...
"which villain/rogue would be the 'mr. Wilson'?"
Which bad guy would Danny go out of his way to say "screw you in particular" every time?
I want to say the joker, but that's batman's schtick. Thoughts?
(adore your work btw!)
Danny does hate the Joker, but the villains he goes, "It's on sight," for are the Mad Hatter and Slade.
He think they lack a proper beating with the Anti-creep stick because they act too creepy.
He goes into a rage whenever they are nearby. He nearly killed Slade after what happened with Tara.
Wonder Woman struggled with holding Phantom back, and that was terrifying.
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So I love when Danny eats odd things in front of others. Like kryptonite or the one time he ate a blouse glow and spit out the core cause it got too fat and the blob ghost was a happy little guy afterwards but anyways..
I had this thought while neglecting sleep
Lex Luther points are kryptonite dagger or whatever at Danny thinking that he’s found Superman son is about to threaten Superman with his life. Superman is obviously tense and feels slightly guilty at being relieved that that is not his son, but he is gonna do everything he can to save the boy.
While this intense monologue is happening Danny just like “this knife smells really good” and just crunches into it. Big bites, leaving Lex Luther and Superman stunned.
Danny,“You got any more of this egg man?”
Lex Luther stop computing, staring at Danny eating the kryptonite in his hands like he handed him a chocolate bar.
Lex slowly lifts his head to deadpan at Superman, tired eyes boring into the alien's soul. "This isn't your son, is it."
"...No. Why did you assume that?"
"He has all your powers. And some I've never seen you use. I figured they were evolutions of your abilities. Given that he appears to also have telekinesis, like Connor. Though, admittedly, I did think he was Martian. Given that he can density shift and seems to be able to read people's emotions. But he had more resemblance to you. And behaved like your other kids. And he has a Midwestern accent."
"Eh, you wouldn't be able to recognize what species I am because we're almost extinct. Though, a few clones have helped add to the population, we're only at four."
"Kid? What are you?"
"Half human. Which is all you need to know, boy scout. And the Baldie Basic looking dude is weirdly obsessed with you. Last time I saw an obsession like this, the dude was trying to marry my mom and make clone children."
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Comic Commission for @frootysparkycakes
Someone with the ability to see when people die meets someone who already died a long time ago.
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Choi Han is so HOT for this
Choi Han: What was that? Sorry, I only heard a whimper from a huge loser crying on the corner which I give zero fucks at all.
Choi Han, smirks: Yeah that would put you into place.
Choi Han: Exactly so don't fuck with me.
Choi Han: I suggest you keep your mouth shut. Don't bother talking at all.
Choi Han: Bother me again and you'll have a sword stuck down your throat.
Choi Han: *glares*
Choi Han: *actually kills you*
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TCF!Crack 101 Reasons To Love Cale Henituse
Rosalyn: On the topic of good things about Young Master Cale, who wants to start first?
Choi Han, unfolding his long parchment: ahem, for a moment-
Raon, reading Choi Han's paper: 101 reasons to love and protect Cale Henituse. HA! This great and mighty raon has 102!
Alberu, purposely clearing his throat: Well in that case mine exceeds both Choi Han and Raon's, I have one hundred AND three (103).
Raon: Y-YOU-- CROWN PRINCE!!!
Ron say with a benign smile: Ah, so much love.
Cale, replies with an obvious grimace: So much trouble.
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LCF!Crack: Oh it's hell.
Alberu [Takes a power nap for the first time in a while]: Wow...
Alberu: Did I actually die?
Alberu: ...Am I in heaven now?
Alberu: Is this heaven?
*aggressive knocking at his door*
Cale: Yo hyung! Open up!
Choi Han, with a quite apologetic voice: It's us your highness, Choi Han and Cale-nim.
Choi Han: We are sorry for the intrusio—
Cale *aggressive knocking with both hands*: Open up! Gods, what's taking you so long???
Alberu:
Choi Han: Ah, Cale-nim...
Alberu *on his couch, contemplating his life*:
Alberu: It's hell.
Alberu: Absolute. Fucking. Hell.
Alberu: AND YOU CALE HENITUSE IS THE DEVIL!!!
Cale *stops knocking and looks at Choi Han*: what'd he say?
Choi Han, obviously lying: I. Heard. Nothing. Cale. Nim.
Cale: Slam the door open will you? I'll pay for the expenses later.
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LCF!Crack: Ah, F***.
Choi Han, attempting to write, failed: Ah, F***.
CALE, casually drinking tea beside him: *GASPS*
CALE: *LOUDLY*
*sound of glass breaking*
CALE: *LITERALLY BREAKING HIS INDIFFERENT FASCADE*
Cale: *quickly scooting closer to Choi Han*
Cale, VERY serious AND worried: Choi Han, is everything all right!?!?!?
Choi Han, dumbfounded: Huh.
Cale: Are you okay??? Is there a problem???? Did someone piss you off??? Sooo much that "YOU" actually CUSSED?
Choi Han: Um... But it's not the first time—??
Cale: How could you cuss???
Choi Han, with a blank look: I'm sorr—
Cale, pointing an accusing finger: You.
Cale: You giant puppy! You cussed! You angel munchkin! Cussed!
Cale:
Cale, after a moment, horrifyingly touching his chest: ...Is it because me?
Choi Han, panicking: W-What?! No!!! It wasn't because of you! No one made me upset! Well, it may be because I attempted to write but the ink—
Cale: *Gets up, aggressively throws both the pen and ink over the large open window before them*
Cale, turns to Choi Han: Are there any more problems?
Choi Han:
Choi Han, smiling: None so far, Cale-nim.
Cale, seeiously: Good. Approach me anytime if there is anything and anyone who will upset you, understood you big puppy?
Cale: *sits beside Choi Han as if nothing happened*
Choi Han, still smiling and looking at Cale's direction: I like how you want to keep me happy.
Cale: Well, you shouldn't be upset after all. You should always be happy.
Cale, internally: [The world has avoided a major calamity. Good job, Cale Henituse. You deserve to bathe yourself with the money you stole.]
Choi Han, internally: [Ah, Cale-nim, he really—]
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Headcanon for Choicale that even though Choi Han is twice Cale's size he still acts like he is half his size
For example:
Choi Han: ...
Cale, laying down on the couch with layers of blankets on top of him: What are you doing?
Choi Han, lowering his head at the edge of the couch beside Cale's feet like a kicked puppy: Nothing...
Cale: Choi Han you are sulking.
Choi Han: *makes kicked puppy noises*
Cale: Ugh you are doing it again, please don't do the sad puppy eye--- Oh too late you are already doing it.
Choi Han: ✨🐶✨
Cale: Now you're shining. You always shine.
Choi Han: ...I do?
Cale: Ofcourse you do now quit you're weeping and just do what you want to do.
Choi Han, smiling and begins to slowly move on top the blanket: Yeah? And that is?
Cale, glaring at Choi Han: Now you are just provoking me.
Choi Han, laughing: Anything for you, Cale-nim.
Cale covering his blushing face with his crossed arms: *mumbling* c-cuddle...
Choi Han, removing his arms away from his face and pinning it down on both sides of his head: What was that Cale-nim? I can't hear you.
Cale: Cuddle! You want to cuddle, there! J-Just cuddle me before I change my mind!
Choi Han, literally beaming: Okay!
Cale: Woah!
*Choi Han gets rid off the blankets on top of Cale and carefully settles himself between his legs, and comfortably nestle his head on Cale's abdomen before wrapping his muscled scarred arms around Cale's narrow waist*
Cale, chuckles and lovingly carresses and scratches the back of Choi Han's head: You are such a big puppy, you know that?
Choi Han: mmmmm...
Cale: Now you're dozing off...
Choi Han: It's because I feel peaceful with you, Cale-nim... I always do.
Cale, freezes: What are you talking about... I should be the one saying that.
Choi Han, raises his head and looks warmly at Cale's eyes: Then is it safe to say that we feel safe in each other's arms?
Cale: ...
Cale, lightly smacking the back of Choi Han's head and pushes his face back down to rest on his abdomen: Just sleep damn it.
Choi Han, laughing: Okay, Cale-nim...
What the fuck did I just write---
Something sweet that hurts my teeth… sorry, I was hungry
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i like to imagine that zagreus just sits and pouts in the styx whenever he gets frustrated after a close run (this is me projecting)
