No such thing as Normal

buddies

(cw flashing, timelapse, eyestrain)

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

oh no this is still getting notes

this broke 10,000 notes so

results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it

I’ve made a mistake

OKAY

well he believes me now!

ABORT ABORT ABORT

The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

How do I politely tell people that they need hobbies that don't involve the internet or activism?

Start a garden. Get into birdwatching. Join a diamond painting group. Join a book club. Learn how to embroider. Take a pottery class.

Just. Anything that doesn't involve constant arguments about theory and praxis. Interact with people who are outside of your immediate friend group. Shove your hands into some dirt. Create something just for yourself.

Do not tag this post with "okay but anything except [x hobby]" this is a household where we SUPPORT people's interests and hobbies even if we personally don't like them 🔫

It's end of May, yall know what that means

Imagine being the head of a two-bit gang who gets roped into raising some feral children for a sorta crooked cop from your hometown so he doesn’t turn you into the feds because he doesn’t want them to grow up in danger because of their family criminal connections but he also won’t bother raising them himself and then basically the second the youngest is grown and out of your eyesight this fucking deadbeat is trying to get them arrested and/or executed for being criminals even though he forced you, a literal criminal, to be their only consistent adult supervision

Dadan is gods strongest warrior for not killing Garp and framing that bigass tiger

you can’t fucking do this to me

Sliiiiiiight update to Bruiser's design

Yeah Bruiser is a butch and so is her wife Jack :-) they are in lesbians :-)

GOTTMIK RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 9x03

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like

Dungeon Meshi warmup doodles from this morning!

The second one is based on @moveslikekeithrichards artwork about wanting the brussels sprouts to fuck like hell which I adore and think about every time I use half a pack of butter to fry gnocchi

Ok ok here are my thoughts on these new designs

Karla

They made her 10x more cunty and 10x more creature. Absolutely elegant. She is SLAYING right now, and I love her for it. Karla is actually one of my favourites btw, so I'm happy about this!

Ryu Chang

He looks like a hipster, but in a GOOD way. I love his little glasses with his polka dot shoes. I also like how most of his clothes are mostly desaturated except for his neon green shorts.

Paul

He looks EXACTLY like the fanmade designs... I'm in awe. I thought I would be alienated by his new design, but no! It's like he was always like this. ALSOO HIS GLASSES HIS GLASSES LOOK SO CUTE AWWWWWW

Taichi

I like his tie, it kinda reminds me of a fish for some reason? Dude traded the white shirt for a black one, and I think it actually fits him pretty well! I love how he has a permanent ⊙<⊙ face.