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i'm ron (30s, he/him, more about me here) and this is my simblr where i post for gay people and fujoshis.

TS4 - SCOOTER LEGACY 🛴 Established 2019: the save that refuses to die. (beginning | recent | index) - Currently: Gen. 21 with Dexter Scooter and Barrett Wahlberger

TS3 - AUTUMN LEGACY 2 🍂 Wake up babe. Your reheated abandoned legacy from 2017 is ready. (beginning | recent | index) - Upcoming: Gen 1 with Calvin Autumn and Howie Klausen

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Julia: i am everywhere. i'm so julia. ah ah ah

Giselle: do you like video games?

Julia: no i like larping in a tree which is like the main reason i said yes to your dad.

Giselle: correct answer.

Giselle: hooonnnkkk shhooooo

Julia: ssnnnzzzz mimimimi

Naomi: but his pancakes ARE better than mine, i'm just saying.

Kristine: did y'all know dad tried to take me to temple with his new man who happens to be a fuckin maxis match default werewolf. yeah. nah. nah.

spent the vast majority of my friday building an art deco mansion and all i gotta say is *SCREAMING* sims 3 build mode

i love siblings and family love <3 i say as if having a household of six sims isn't making my tiny little brain melt.

did you know that in generation 11 one of the kids died in a dryer fire bc i walked away from my computer to have a snacky. a snack killed oliver scooter. rest in peace guy. i'm glad giselle didn't die in a tragic fire.

Naomi: my only son is married and my gay-ass mitochondria are gonna continue to proliferate. that’s all that matters to ME

a birthday rolled around for both robbie and glizzy. and I was able to get a family portrait! it was so fucking annoying posing the kids bro holy fuck.

so begins my generational tradition of getting family portraits. i sure hope nothing happens like my save corrupting so i end up losing uhhhhhh everything. that would be. that would be bad.

oh piss off i just realised l. faba = elphaba from wicked. goddammit.

Naomi: ahh, the chill of night against my exposed skin. refreshing and somewhat damp.

Naomi: i can feel it approaching. the end. o god i accept it with open arms.

Barrett: well maybe it's bc you keep sleeping outside where The Elements will get you? come on mrs scooter

Naomi: LET THEM. LET THEM GODDAMN YOU.

purple hair n pronouns u make me SICK. SICK.

you have been sentenced to the Inoffensive White Boy Prison.

added 2 sets of “sorting my mods for sims games” AND 3 sets of “screaming into the abyss about broken shitty ea games” to today’s training. good luck finding my waist hunni

how this email found me (thank u this made my day 😭)

thinkpiece no. 367 on why liking xyz instalment of the sims is inherently bad or whatever: broke

“i hate the sims 1/2/3/4 because it’s shit ugly and dumb”: woke