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Convergent Evolution

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abby | 31 | she/her | white autistic lesbian about | ao3 blogs for my world building projects: monster hospital | apocalypse comedy

I have a page for my worldbuilding projects that’s a huge WIP, but in the mean time, here’s a list of the ones I can remember off the top of my head!  I’ve done my best to split these by genre, although some obviously fit in multiple categories. You can also browse through my "original stuff" tag for things that haven't made it as far as a concrete project, if you can tolerate the mess.

UPDATE: Tumblr changed their tag system, so I had to fix the links.  They SHOULD be working, but chronological links don’t cooperate with mobile, so I’ve made them general links.  Please add /chrono to the url if you can, a few of these are very weird out of order (looking at you, Boar’s Blood).

"boycott it on launch and buy it the next day" so....a boycott where you buy it anyway after the one single day you refrain from purchasing it?

I'm really starting to think people don't understand what a boycott is

hey if any of you guys play honkai star rail, i'm drowning in extra memory shards from the event, so let me know if you need some? if we're not already friends here's my UID: 620224830

they could have said, like, "we made a new wolf morph, which shows how far genetic science has advanced". they could have said, "we're calling them direwolves out of a love for the extinct species." maybe too much to ask for but would have loved it if they'd pointed out some kind of ecological niche they were theoretically intent on resolving - like, "wolves are having trouble adapting to human sprawl and we are hoping that our research into the past will help us save wolves in the present."

but alas they did not do this. and see this sucks because i want to be hype about new bigass fantasy wolves. there is a 7th grade version of me that would be ecstatic about this. she would be obsessive.

unfortunately, due to capitalism, now i gotta have beef with puppies. can you imagine.

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

muppetness of said offspring

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I feel like I’ve done like three different versions of them already, but I’m thinking about Ami and Beezle again gang

Ami is, across all her iterations, a young human woman raised by an alien family. She’s tiny by their standards so she’s had to get creative to keep up with a culture that demands physical prowess.

Beezle is her best friend and later husband, who is two feet taller than her and looks like a particularly carnivorous goat demon. He has a genetic disorder that makes him very frail and Ami is pretty intense about making sure he’s okay.

I feel like I’ve done like three different versions of them already, but I’m thinking about Ami and Beezle again gang

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