you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

snoopy image of the day

the lesbian tide, 1971. Homophobic dog spans the ages

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me

I fucking hate this guy

It's the little things

No

The no shoes, the wrong looking saw blades, too many coals, the grater still having plastic. So many many little things together in a horrid tapestry.

Reblog to give your occ health and safety guy a stroke

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

ROUND 1, MATCH 17

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Bunch of elemental art bc ive lost control of my own damn life

nice to meet you, i’m ant, a bug, feeling crumbs?

"Bedroom eyes" yeah man, hes a sleepy guy, the sleepiest guy in the world, takes a nap anywhere no problem, he also has neurodiverse in the head. You wish you were him.

hey everyone new question are there any songs that freak you the hell out so bad that you can never listen to them again. like i mean songs that just fuck with your mind. mines hamburger lady by throbbing gristle i physically cant listen to that song without getting terrible paranoia. i’m really curious 2 hear peoples input on this since people always talk about disturbing movies and games but not a lot about scary MUSIC and i think we should talk about scary music MORE🗣️

i myself would not recommend you listen to hamburger lady of your own accord just bc of how messed up it is but i have to admit it’s a little funny to see all the people in the tag like “hamburger lady? what’s that” and then they listen to it and come back and go “nevermind. i get it. what the fuck was that”

We need a digital archive of LGBTQ+ works of art, science, and every other conceivable work we can share between each other because we are beyond the genocide warning level in most countries in the west and they're already trying to purge us from libraries.

If other people are interested I'll make this a priority

Speaking as someone with a background in archives, stuff like this does already exist. No need to reinvent the wheel. Creating an archive and making sure it's accessible and searchable and actually preserves things for the long time (especially digital things) is actually a huge undertaking. Show some love to these already existing collections and maybe even consider contributing. There's the Digital Transgender Archive off the top of my head. I know more I just have to think.

The History Project, based in Boston, is an LGBTQ+ community archive that's existed for decades. Many of their collections are digitized.

The Lesbian Herstory Archives, based in Brooklyn, is similar.

The Digital Public Library of America covers a great many topics, but they also have LGBTQ+ stuff.

I'd also recommend searching "lgbtq+" and "libguide" in your preferred search engine. Many universities list helpful resources and databases, some of which are freely accessible.

Many public and academic libraries in the US and Canada (not sure where you're writing from) subscribe to the Gale Archives of Sexuality and Gender. If you have a library card or are a student at a given library, you can access it for free.

In general, I'd really recommend searching around to see how you can support existing museums, community archives, college and university archives, etc that specialize in LGBTQ+ history and media local to you, whether that's in your same town or regionally.

You are not alone! People are working on this and some of them have institutional budgets!

But also kind of looping back to the first post: you personally might have relevant records. Photos of Pride or protests you've been to, journals, a blog full of trans headcanons even. That's all part of queer history and that's the stuff these archives and museums are made of.

Label your stuff carefully, make backup copies, and get to know your local organizations!

We're also working on building an open access archive and actively looking for content contributions! https://about.jstor.org/revealdigital/hiv-aids-the-arts/

Im Very Pleased to share this website my partner directed me to. You’re interested in retro techand/or robotics, The Old Robots is a unique and surprisingly thorough archive of all sorts of real robots from as early as the 1940’s to as late as the 2000’s. I especially love the dated nature of its aesthetics. But, seriously- there’s pages and pages worth of these robots. Many robots also include videos embedded in the site to show them in action.

An excellent resource for those interested in robotics, the history of robots, robotic toys, or just goofs like me that love to see little funny hard metal and plastic fellas.

Emoticon's Beginner Coder Resources

For a few months now I've been working on helpful resources for those who are learning how to code, whether it be for Tumblr or Neocities or something else! ^.^ Will update periodically, feel free to add on any other things you find useful

GENERAL CODING w3schools LearnLayout A Beginner's Guide to HTML and CSS Lilac Lynx's Responsive Web Guide Stackoverflow Codepen JSFiddle DirtyMarkup CSS Tricks (TUMBLR ONLY) Theme Documentation

WEBSITE RESOURCES Colourlovers Pixels: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Stamps: 1 2 Cursors: 1 2 88x31 buttons: 1 2 Backgrounds: 1 Badges: 1 Graphics: 1 2 Blinkies: 1 2 mf2fm  Animated website title Tumblr base codes to build themes: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Get a custom domain Music player: 1 2 (first needs to be built yourself)

A little bit broad, but you can also visit my Tumblr themes on Pastebin and borrow from the code from any of them (and you do not have to give mention to me unless you want to)! This is mostly recommended for makeup/aesthetic design, i.e. glowing links.

Also here is some of my own advice on how get started coding a tumblr theme, may be useful for other places too though ^.^

here is a compilation of some of my favorite resources, workbooks & apps for people who cannot afford going to therapy, but would like to improve themselves in any way:

feel free to add more!

video essays about horror, fear and dread

video essays i’ve loved a lot recently!