לבֿנה 🌕

laios: (5 drinks in) i feel like im not cut out to be a guy i wanna be pipi instead

marcille: my bird? my bird???? you wanna be my bird??????

falin: no no he means

falin: sorry laios i have no idea what this means

laios: mama, papa, pipi. id be pipi. i shouldve been pipi

marcille: (thinking, panicked) is laios an egg??!!

1 goose:2 geese

1 boob:2 beeb

1 shoop:2 sheep

This starry boy is Remington✨💙

and for the 306th year in a row the song of the summer is johann sebastian bach's cello suite no.1 in G major

boat party, with guests

(ID in alt)

If you see me accidentally blog to the wrong account no you did not

God I wish I could move diagonally

What the hell man

'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

Okay so in my Computer Applications class we learned about conditional formatting in Excel, where you can change the color of a cell by inputting certain values.

We're supposed to use it to model heat gradients in metals, but I found a better application:

FROG ART

Very worthwhile application of this setting.

Ovanes Berberian - Sunset After The Storm, 2021 - Oil on Canvas

Today I discovered that "bro visited his friend/the visiterrrrrrr" isn't necessarily a widely known meme outside of tumblr after I referenced it irl and seemingly came across as a complete maniac, ironically exactly creating the circumstances of the original meme

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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