girl, are you a guy?

was at the local watering hole when the news broke and a random guy looking at his phone went "wow!" so i asked "trump?" and he said "no, new species of tiger beetle"

QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights

“can you be trans without dysphoria” “can you be an aromantic lesbian” “can bisexuals only date one gender” i literally do not care. in what states and countries are we protected from discrimination.

reblog if you are your url

super mario galaxy one of the most beautiful and emotional games ever made. btw

like this game is about growth and love and family and grief and loneliness and finding your place in the world but it’s also about mario going wahoo!

I think everyone should tell me one fact about their OC right now

Ras is capable of climbing with only one hand, something she had practice doing during the months she spent without her left arm. Sometimes, when she can't be bothered to put her prosthetic on, she'll just climb with only her right arm.

Violet learned how to cook only because she wanted to impress Nanamo and heard how much the Sultana liked sweets.

To this day, whenever Violet visits her girlfriend, she brings along a slice of Rolanberry Cheesecake.

Ansel hid every wolfish part of him he could to try to pretend to be "pure" human

Asu is a painter and likes painting scenery of pretty places he visits

Penrose is super nervous around authority figures (and even just. Percieved authority figures) and has a terrible fawn response about it. He hasn't actually communicated this though so his teammates think he's just a massive bootlicker.

i made music that sounds like you're fighting four quirky henchmen in funny hats who wants to hear

this sounds like it needs lyrics but i will do a backflip before i'll be able to write lyrics. imagine them

Marasmius Haematocephalus🍄

Source: mushroom__mama_official on IG

[Image Description: three photos of pink, umbrella-shaped mushrooms growing on a mossy tree. End image description.]

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

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?????

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

[ID 1: All of the Ace Attorney fandom when Phoenix falls from a fucking burning bridge into the corpse destroyer river and only gets a cold

ID 2: #OP he also ate poisoned glass

ID 3: #or the time he straight up ate a glass bottle full of poison in the same game

ID 3: #it's so funny that's canon #I do think he has hand tremors because of getting whipped and getting hot coffee thrown at him #maybe I can give that guy spine injuries too

ID 4: #it's like when he gets hit by a car and is flung thirty feet in the air and hits a telephone pole #and walks away with just a sprained ankle #ace attorney. End IDs]

shoutout to my heavy duty mug. my microwave-safe mug which has witnessed many a-mug cakes. my late night coffee companion. my instant noodles holder. my knoll soup container. my steadfast companion through all trials and tribulations. though you are chipped and worn, you shall never leave my side.