hokey religions and ancient weapons

eli vanto and thrawn. situationship of the century.

never not thinking about the time thrawn and thrass were at a board game cafe and thrass stopped a robbery by calling the guy “buddy” and thrawn decked his accomplices and then the cafe owner gave them free cheese

Also thrass asking thrawn how he got good at introducing people to the floor

work continues...💼 i gotta open new slots for these soon tm

tumblr name a woman challenge (impossible)

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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

“They glossed over ezra finding out how the war ended” I wanna know who had to tell Thrawn that not only did the Death Star get destroyed exactly how he said it would, but the empire turned around and built another one that got blown up again

what freak at my barnes & noble made a cannibalism section by the cookbooks

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

This. Exactly this.

"Tell him, he knows everything he needs to know and feels everything he needs to feel. And when the day comes, and those two pull together, he will be an unstoppable force for good. Tell him… I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong."

Tearing my hair out because Starflash was set up as a Chekhov's Gun and now it might never go off because Filoni can't be bothered to read a few books

Like... the weapon that's characterized by it's ability to be utilized in scenarios of extreme odds at the cost of it's own structure and operators? Like how Thrawn is often characterized by his ability to be utilized in scenarios of extreme odds and is willing to pay the cost of his stability and structure to reach his goal? The weapon that by recovering gained him the 'odo' honorific? That is deeply rooted in the Mitth family history because it's part of the whole reason they're even one of the nine to begin with? The weapon that Thrawn straight up said he'd be willing to use if the situation called for it? That one? Just not relevant anymore? Ok. Ok

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!