A: "Tav, I just watched our child spawn crawl up the wall." *holding the baby*

Tav: "Oh gods, what are we gonna do about that?!"

A: "We could put a board over the top of the crib."

Tav: "...Are you literally suggesting that we put our child in baby jail?"

A: "Well, now that you've said it out loud..."

Astarion canonly has no body hair. He cannot grow any because 'high elves' cannot grow body hair in both DND and BG3 lore. I feel like this needs to go around because my nerd OCD goes off whenever I see Astarion drawn with armpit hair or other body hair, because he literally doesn't have it.

(No hate to people who like men with body hair, but this man physically cannot grow it.)

Edit: For people pointing out Halsin. Halsin is a WOOD elf not a high elf. (I'm not quite sure about drow cause I believe their darker complexion might make it hard to see if they have body hair.)

Wood Elves aren't supposed to be hairy as well - Halsin probably has mixed ancestry

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Folks Alethaine Ancunin exists Thanks @elora-the-slutty-songstress for the link

All Dadstarion fics in one place!

Decided to post all the fics about Alethaine in one place!

Dhampirs of the Sword Coast

Astarion's daughter adventures. Dhampirs, vampires and consequences of releasing 7000 spawns into the Underdark. Alethaine Ancunin is a young dhampir necromancer who tries to find a place in the world to call her own. She's mostly her father's replica and extremely adventurous. List of Chapters (dadstarion, dhampirs, post-game, gen)

ONE-SHOTS

Little Bundle of Darkness (dadstarion, a birth of a child)

Memories of Innocence (dadstarion, fluff)

Baby Fangs (hurt/comfort, a sick child, Alethaine is 5 month old)

Generations (fluff, Alethaine is 7 month old)

Deep Reverie (hurt/comfort, flluff, Alethaine is 2 year old)

Tiny Dhampir (fluff, Alethaine is 3.5 years old)

Lost and Found (hurt/comfort, Alethaine is 6 years old)

Hide-and-Seek (fluff, Alethaine is 6)

Beloved Monsters (fluff, Alethaine is 7)

The Dead, the Half-Dead and the Undead (hurt/comfort, Alethaine is 10) Guide on How to Skin Monsters (fluff, Alethaine is 12)

The Tainted Past (hurt/comfort, Alethaine is 14)

Monster (hurt/comfort, Alethaine is 14)

The Last Things (fluff, Alethaine is 17)

Past Grief (hurt/comfort, Astarion's mother, Alethaine is 24)

Generations

Synopsis: Astarion just watches his baby daughter sleeping. That's all. And three centuries later Alethaine does the same with her own little elf.

Thanks @themadlu for beta-reading!

Tags: fluff, dadstaron, dhampirs, snippet into the future, no hurt, no angst

Alethaine's age (1st part) - 7-months-old

Alethaine's age (2nd part) - 302-years-old

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Masterlist

Headcanons

There were so many scenes that you have blessed us that contain all kinds of tooth-rotting sweets that deserve to be recognize ..because without them ..I don't believe I will be able to live..I need the sugar in my soul to make me feel every ounce of that happiness you have bestowed upon us …and it's something I believe I would keep on requesting until the day I reach God's chambers

Now I'll admit to you that from the very moment I was reading through your reality in the first shot I have come across ..it felt as if I picked a never ending series …each chapter filled in the timeline of events as perfectly as I would have imagined…no matter how dark or how depressing it can become ..I feel fulfilled afterwards 🩷

( it has me kicking my feet like a high school girlie in her pink bed)

And I believe it's because of its neat little quirks ..it's a dimension that doesn't strive too far away from the canon that makes you believe in a different world entirely …it's fitting and overall lovable for me …from astarion watching over his daughter peacefully sleep away…to athaleine doing the exact same thing with her own daughter that she decided to name after he mother ..

It grips at my heart little by little ..to the point I can't feel it anymore 🩷😭

✨️(Please sign this autograph)✨️

Thank you luv <3 Here are cat memes for you Tiriel with baby Alethaine and Alethaine with baby Tiri (Tiri absolutely has a fluffy red kitten energy)

AAstarion and BatConsort!🦇

I am Gale and Astarion

Astarion canonly has no body hair. He cannot grow any because 'high elves' cannot grow body hair in both DND and BG3 lore. I feel like this needs to go around because my nerd OCD goes off whenever I see Astarion drawn with armpit hair or other body hair, because he literally doesn't have it.

(No hate to people who like men with body hair, but this man physically cannot grow it.)

Agreed

It falls under "if you want x trait that character cannot have, make an OC about it"

The way it sounds like he says I’m free before he starts sobbing gets me every time

Digital commissions:

Sketch ✍️ | Painting 🎨

Bloodbang Chronicles - Chapter 4

Series summary:

Series masterlist | AO3 | Overall masterlist

Pairing: Astarion x Original Female Character

Genre: Humor / adventure / smut (not all in this chapter), with all the usual Astarion-related elements along the way, without getting too heavy

Rating: Explicit

Chapter word count: 4,100

Chapter summary: How in the hells are they managing to run a theatre, anyway? Also, we slowly begin the descent into smut.

This is so cool!

Thanks @seaofdaydreams for such a beautiful art!

Alethaine Ancunin - Astarion's dhampir daughter, necromancer of elven heritage born in 1512 DR

Astarion X F! Tav. Mindless Fluff with even less plot than usual 🤣 , and a tiny bit of soft borderline smut. Another self-indulgent work.

Relationship scenario: Cuddle Chemical Addiction. You just sleep better with your love by your side, and wake up immediately when they're gone.