some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

your mama so GO TO HELL she is damned for eternity!

Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) lyrics

Anon has requested an Altaria!

spider-man comic

this is so real

daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

It took me too long to realize that not all the world is my enemy

[ID: A comic done mostly in black and white. A hound with a broken chain around its neck flees a cage and runs into two reaching hands. The hound bites one hand, drawing blood. Narration says, "When I fled my cage / I bit the hands that took me in / Because the only hand I'd ever known / was a bad one."

The hands, now with fresh bite marks, still reach out gently to the hound. ""We're not him." they said / and I knew what they meant / but I didn't understand."

Floating in white space: "Now I understand / but the damage is done."

A person enters a door, rolling a suitcase, saying "Hi" to two people on a couch, who look up from their newspapers and phones to say "Hey" and "Hi" back. The shadow of the person who entered the room stretches out before them-- a hound's, not a person's. Narration: "I'm so sorry / I couldn't help it / I couldn't help myself."

We see the hands of the people on the couch. Both have faded bite marks on them. "I was so blind, I forgot / that not all hands are made of iron." End ID]

Edit: OP kindly added this ID to the og post, so please go reblog from them instead!!

Today's aesthetic is cassette futurism

gotta highlight this tag because YES

painted peaks; death valley, california

instagram - twitter - website

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

my seanoning

new organs coming out soon

I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior vena cava is real so I’m sorry but your post has been canceled op

yeah well this one is even more inferior

just a dogshit vena cava

couldnt understand what actually was written on his shirt BUT ANYWAYS

he has priorities and a sence of style

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Love this guys👀

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

These next few are me running