Little drawing of Misoir Moist.
I'm willing to bet quite a bit of money on the idea that the Numbertaker was just an escaped nightmare who started his child-scaring rampage during the early 2000s.
Good to know Pinterest, good to know..
No one:
Dream, fresh out of captivity:
Doing some thinking, and if Dream creates his lovely little offspring, like Gault, and Fiddlers Green, and he decides literally everything about them-
Then that means that he just, casually decided, that the Corinthian was gonna be as skilled at gay sex, as he is with a knife.
Average sibling hangout for Desire and Despair:
Hob going over the year 11 syllabus and finding yet another picture of himself in a history textbook:
Alternatively, Lady Johanna Constantine waking up and realising that she's just been incapacitated by a spooky man with sand and his not-Jewish boyfriend:
Trying to draw Dream. Trying, is the key word.
Not Sandman, no. Sadman. Very Damp Dude. Soggy Soldier of the Night. His Majesty the Moist.
If Hob Gadling's character was a real person, I'd bet you any amount of money that it's Shane Madej.
If Dream had been kicking about for as long life's been kicking about, does that mean he was like, Duke le Dino for a while? Like how he was the King of Cats?
I'd pay a lot of money for a scene where Dream is trying to feed the pigeons again but gets brutally assaulted by a seagull rather then Death's sisterly love.
I just spent a tragic amount of money on Sandman comics but had I gotten them online I would've had to take out a mortgage on a house I do not own, just to look at them, so I'm going to take it as a win (even as my debit card sobs).