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THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

WHITE GUY WHO AGREES WITH THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ON EVERYTHING: dude I gotta watch out lol the feds are gonna get me because of my schizo based memes posting lol the feds are trying to get me not today cia lol

guy who believes the police should be able to kill jaywalkers: the government wants me dead because I'm so critical of them...

my brothe r sent me this

Cash Cow // Deluxe Paint IV, 2024. (Portrait of Viatina-19 FIV Mara Móveis, the world’s most expensive cow as of May 2024)

takes my boyfriend with a humiliation kink out for dinner for his bday & tells the staff it’s his bday & when they come out singing happy bday he gets so hard that he passes out

coming for you

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

addicted to lying

Its name was your name actualy

why is adderall even a controlled substance. whats the big deeeaaallllll

come oonnnnnnn

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Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport