ok this tag really got me

...girl

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

any scrap of free time is spent drawing pretty men (low res cause the file is huge and only I get to stare at my pencil marks, sorry)

too bad + L + blue yoshi

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

im being serious every time you reblog this a hostage dies

lalallalalalalalal *frolicking* 

omgg lalalalyayyayayyy *chases you*

that's because they're professionals who are friends in real life like most actors. they just pretend to be rivals on set during filming

auto suggest bewilders me

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

should i play pathologic is it fun

i wouldnt describe it in those terms

can’t argue with that

Happy Second Century Warlord Slim Shady Sunday

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.