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hohh boy..

@brn-t / brn-t.tumblr.com

monsterfucker/transformation central πŸ‘€πŸ’¦ 18+ only content with a focus on whatever the fresh hell i find hot atm ~ art tag is #my art ~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/brnt/pseuds/brnt ~
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Lunar Lynk, Chapter 6, Waning Crescent

Now that Link has a plan for how he will break his curse, he's just got to get there without falling into depravity. Sidon sets out to find what became of the hylian he sent on his quest. Monsters and magic stand in their way.

I'm all riled up because we're startin to build up to the climax (heh) and shit's really gonna start shmovin from here on out πŸ‘€πŸ‘€β€Ό

thank you for your patience as always and remember! I've started posting early access chapters a week before with bonus content that you can buy a LINK to over on my kofi!

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update: i am slow

howdy y'all, i just wanted to come on to say that i am still working on ch 7 but i'm working on making merch for an orchid show i'm going to be a vendor at and that has been taking up all my time, πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

thank you everyone who patiently waits for me to post, you are the reason i still keep at this project so passionately.

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u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

did people think we were fucking joking about this

Official Monsterfucker Post

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nat-20s

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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guppyscolita

crazy how adding a couple more elements makes it so difficult. Even for an expert hydromancer

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Anonymous asked:

Hey hi hello just rolling in to say I really enjoyed your Lunar Lynk fic, thank you for making this beautiful creation! I think I might just have to tattoo it under my eyelids now...

Lets see, currently my story stands at 53,983 words.

If you printed it out on your standard 8.5x11 piece of paper at 500 words per sheet you'd get about 108 sheets if u round up.

Take 108 sheet and line em up end to end you'd get around 1,188 inches or 99ft, or in otherwords, the upwards limit to the size of a blue whale.

In conclusion:

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howdy y'all, March is gonna try and kill me so I'm opening up 5 monsterfucking writing prompts for $50 a pop!

If you have a scenario you've never seen done before or just wanna bonk your two blorbos together, now's the perfect opportunity! I'll even add in an illustration if you're feeling bougie! I specialize in m/m monsterfuckery but shoot me a message and pitch me your idea! Trust me, I don't judge.

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Playing Tears of the Kingdom reminded me that back in the BotW days I had the dumb idea of playing around with a concept of Lynel Link.

Doodles are messy and incomplete (mainly for lack of refs), but I felt like sharing them. Some folks may actually remember these from my main blog, but I removed them from there for self-awareness... but I feel better about it now so I'm posting them here.

Anyways, here's the rest of the doodles from back then.

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brn-t

Link as a Lynel, what an interesting concept! Someone should write a story about that πŸ‘€

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swiftispunk

*THIS WAS SENT TO A FRIEND. NOT ME*

the friend who received this is too nice to say something about it but i have reached a point now where i have seen them receive so many messages like this that i just can't keep my mouth shut anymore

this is straight up evil behaviour. whatever lighthearted tone this anon thought they were sending this with, i don't care. it's gross in every sense.

i'm speaking directly to whoever sent this now and frankly, if you follow me, non, unfollow me right fucking now because i don't want this energy anywhere near my blog. it hurts enough that you've targeted my friends with it.

listen up because apparently it bears repeating for the millionth fucking time -

FANFICTION AUTHORS ARE HUMAN BEINGS. they have lives and jobs and school and things they struggle with. maybe they've even spoken publicly about their struggles in the hopes their readers would understand them a bit better because at the end of the day this is a community and they have every right to use this space however they fucking want to.

"don't start a fic you can't finish" - literally shut up. shut up! we are not paid to do this, i will start and not finish whatever the fuck i want.

and holy shit, anon. as if this message wasn't disgusting enough, please let me state plainly something you "desperately" need to hear: no robot can give you what a human writer can. and the fact that you even threatened to just go to AI at this point shows how little you care about storytellers and all they provide for you.

again, i don't care if every word of this message was sent in jest or meant to be read playfully. it's not fucking cute. this shit hurts writers and ya'll need to realize that.

if you take time out of your life to send messages like this, you're a bad person. period. this is not how fanfic works, it's not how the world works. if you can wait two-three years for a movie or a new season of your favourite tv show, you can wait a few months for a fanfic to update. or you can wait forever. we literally owe you nothing.

i'm done sugarcoating it, ya'll. disrespectfully, grow up. grow up! enough is enough.

anyway

Hey anon if you've got that big a bug up your ass about works taking too long to get finished here's a handy goddamn tool for you:

You're welcome you ungrateful fuck.

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