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Whoa, AO3! Who even uses this anymore? (me[everyone])
I have a ko-fi! I promise I'm writing stuff, I just rarely make posts on tumblr about it ;-;
If you're here about the war crimes, try "#the incident". Lots of asks already plus responses to stuff.
I'm trying to bake more this summer. If you wanna follow that it's "#get baked"
Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]
Best. Thing. Ever.
I canβt express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts
Reblog every time
legacy post
Anyone who has worked a real job knows the look of someone standing there looking at something that's gonna fuck up their afternoon
i could recognize this expression, this stance, the strain in the voice over the phone from a hundred yards away
and if you think that's not a fair example because firefighters are used to showing up to stuff that fucks up a whole afternoon, consider the full picture
man. shoplifting in the 70s must have been so easy. no cameras in sight only living in the moment
born too late to shoplift in surveillance-free stores born too soon to download a car. born just in time to have to ask the CVS employee to unlock the stupid acrylic door to get shampoo
why dont you think a transmasc with visible scars wouldnt get hate crimed or arrested if they tried to swim at a public pool. just curious because in my town they definitely would
If I could fix all my problems by wearing a T-shirt in the pool, I would simply shut the fuck up on trans womenβs posts
So very crash!
Whoβs going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?
βbarbara gordon getting paralyzed for the sake of bruce wayneβs development was misogynist, but oracle is a better mantle for her and she should still be a wheelchair user.β i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks.
βsheβs right,β they say. everyone turns to the 5th row, but no one is there. then on the screen behind me: barbara gordon herself.
i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the β[blank]er? i hardly know βer!β joke by loudly exclaiming βliquor? i hardly know her!!β during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up
also, its sister tweet:
How could you forget:
Had to add this gem
Pouring one out for Poison Junior.
Uptick in t*rf interaction w my blog, so I gotta fire off the rent lowering gunshots:
Girl cock and boy pussy give me the will to live, transgender fucking and sucking forever and always until the end of time π©΅π©·π€π©·π©΅
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