the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

yeah okay ill reblog that

do you think they would find each other in any universe

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m advocating for casual cruelty or whatever but something that grates so much about this current social moment is how many people are incapable of saying they dislike something or someone without cooking up some higher morally correct reason for their dislike. Sometimes you just disliked a book. Sometimes you don’t “get” an actor or a musician. There’s nothing morally wrong with your girl’s fuckass boyfriend he’s literally just annoying and you’re annoyed that you have to pretend you like him when you know he’ll be history in six months. It’s fine. You don’t need to justify your dislike.

Do not squeeze

minecraft “i can’t remember where i put anything” asmr

[sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing]

@ayeforscotland

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

throw away whatever else you were doing look at this fucking stock photo i found

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

synonyms

Bestie

Confirmed creature post

Glass of water (oil on canvas) Artist / Emma May Riley

OIL PAINTING

Become ungovernable.