hello and welcome to official crab posts, a blog where i present you with only the crabbiest of posts! you can call me crab or bug.
feel free to tag me in posts you think are worthy of becoming official crab posts, certified by me, a random person on the internet.
for pronouns, basically anything goes. i especially like they/them, it/its, and ze/zir, but he/him or she/her are also alright :]
please let me know if you want something specific tagged.
i’m pretty busy so i may not post too often but i will try to keep enough crab posts in the queue that you get one a day.
hall of fame (in chronological order):
now. as i'm sure you know, there are a lot of things that evolve to look like crabs. there are many things we call crabs which are not true crabs. you may be wondering what i, official crab posts, will count as a crab and whether i will be including only true crabs. so.
for the purposes of this blog, if it looks like a crab, walks like a crab, talks like a crab, or has a common name that ends in the word crab, it counts as a crab.
i simply do not have the time or energy to identify every crab i see and double check that they are a true crab. however, this is a CRAB blog. i will not post other crustaceans, although you can definitely show them to me if you think they're cool.
to be extra clear:
fiddler crabs (true crabs) ✅CRAB
hermit crabs (false crabs) ✅CRAB
lobsters ❌NOT A CRAB
