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Thingamabob

This is how I want to speak

repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

it also grants you a tiger

fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much

@justalittleguest said x=5 within 2 seconds

Congratulations!

Last week I accidentally took an edible at 10x my usual dose. I say “accidentally” but it was really more of a “my friend held it out to my face and I impulsively swallowed it like a python”, which was technically on purpose but still an accident in that my squamate instincts acted faster than my ability to assess the situation and ask myself if I really wanted to get Atreides high or not.

Anyway. I was painting the wall when it hit. My friend heard me make a noise and asked what was wrong—I explained that I had just fallen through several portals. I realized that painting the wall fulfilled my entire hierarchy of needs, and was absolutely sure that I was on track to escaping the cycle of samsara if I just kept at it a little longer. I was thwarted on my journey towards nirvana only by the fact that I ran out of paint.

Seeking a surrogate act of humble service through which I might be redeemed and made human, I turned to unwashed dishes in the sink and took up the holy weapon of the sponge. I was partway through cleaning the blender when it REALLY hit.

You ever clean a blender? It’s a shockingly intimate act. They are complex tools. One of the most complicated denizens of the kitchen. Glass and steel and rubber and plastic. Fuck! They’ve got gaskets. You can’t just scrub ‘em and rinse them down like any other piece of shit dish. You’ve got to dissemble them piece by piece, groove by sensitive groove, taking care to lavish the spinning blades with cautious attention. There’s something sensual about it. Something strangely vulnerable.

As I stood there, turning the pieces over in my hands, I thought about all the things we ask of blenders. They don’t have an easy job. They are hard laborers taking on a thankless task. I have used them so roughly in my haste for high-density smoothies, pushing them to their limits and occasionally breaking them. I remembered the smell of acrid smoke and decaying rubber that filled the kitchen in the break room the last time I tried to make a smoothie at work—the motor overtaxed and melted, the gasket cracked and brittle. Strawberry slurry leaked out of it like the blood of a slain animal.

Was this blender built to last? Or was it doomed to an early grave in some distant landfill by the genetic disorder of planned obsolescence? I didn’t know, and was far too high to make an educated guess. But I knew that whatever care and tenderness and empathy I put into it, the more respect for the partnership of man and machine, the better it would perform for me.

This thought filled me with a surge of affection. However long its lifespan, I wanted it to be filled with dignity and love and understanding. I thought: I bet no one has hugged this blender before. And so I lifted it from its base.

A blender is roughly the size and shape of a human baby. Cradling one in your arms satisfies a primal need. A month ago I was permitted to hold an infant for the first time in my life, an experience which was physically and psychologically healing. I felt an echo of that satisfaction holding my friend the blender, and the thought of parting with it felt even more ridiculous than bringing it with me to hang out on my friend’s bed.

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Closest match: Magallana gigas genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Pacific Oyster

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You will be nice

Or my blast

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his BLAST

How do people perceive you?

Post your favourite person/character anything that you're obsessed over right now and do this quiz :)

Tagging: @chaoticspeedrun @honeysleepy @varcic @blankcreator @n0vatsu @bednbunfast

Ok soooo this was kinda fun lol. also thanks for tagging me <3

so this was actually pretty accurate. and I love Mikey so much! he's my baby boy and I put him through so much pain and suffering OvO

... oh shit i gotta tag people now. uhmmmm

@pillowdrawz @lara-cairncross @kiwirokette @queewp

I'VE BEEN SO OBSESSED WITH WILL WOOD'S MUSIC. I CAN'T.

Also this thread was too long, but really fun!

@kristinhateslife @voidzphere @iamsofuckinggay

No pressure guys!!

@kredena-dark @plinkcat-gif @borisboring @junipers-insects @justanidiotartist @rangersrambles @spaceyboiis

What's your character

I'll spare you then. No dust-posting.

Dr. Kel, from the game Voices of the Void. Can't find a good image of the goober

(Can I admit I doubt any result would be accurate for me?)

How do people perceive you?

Post your favourite person/character anything that you're obsessed over right now and do this quiz :)

Tagging: @chaoticspeedrun @honeysleepy @varcic @blankcreator @n0vatsu @bednbunfast

Ok soooo this was kinda fun lol. also thanks for tagging me <3

so this was actually pretty accurate. and I love Mikey so much! he's my baby boy and I put him through so much pain and suffering OvO

... oh shit i gotta tag people now. uhmmmm

@pillowdrawz @lara-cairncross @kiwirokette @queewp

I'VE BEEN SO OBSESSED WITH WILL WOOD'S MUSIC. I CAN'T.

Also this thread was too long, but really fun!

@kristinhateslife @voidzphere @iamsofuckinggay

No pressure guys!!

@kredena-dark @plinkcat-gif @borisboring @junipers-insects @justanidiotartist @rangersrambles @spaceyboiis

What's your character

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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So what's in there

not much, a bit patch of blood on the ceiling but that’s about it. i can’t remember if there was a burger in there either but it would not surprise me

potential hamburger

oops

So what's in there

Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

okay why not haha

uh

gender? nah.

sexuality? it’s complicated.

romantic attraction? see, i like everyone, but girls are better.

@denieatsart @t0ydoesstuff @unknownarmageddon @justanidiotartist @psycho-chair @thelunarsystemwrites no pressure tags‼️

Gender? Yes but not girl

Sexuality? Who knows, I sure don't !

Romantic attraction ? Everyone , and sometimes some genders are hotter than others ( *and multiple people are hot at the same time sometimes )

@ratla @starswirly @emerald-onion

Gender? Never met 'er

Sexuality? Gone with the wind

Romantic attraction? That's just a theory, my friend

@junipers-insects and any who want to join!

Gender? Barely

Sexuality? I know better than anyone

Romantic attraction? Only if you're not real

Thank you for the tag!

@iatetheglue (once again safe option)

Gender? What’s most convenient.

Sexuality? You ever notice how the room lights up when a girl smiles-

Romantic attraction? In theory, sure!

I know @spaceyboiis will have fun with this

gender: AAAAUUAHH. AAAAAAAGHH AAAAAAA

sexuality: mind and body constantly disagree on this

romantic attraction: boykisser

(anyone who wants to participate, go right ahead)

“FREDERICK’S GONE AND YOU’RE NEXT YE CUNT.”

crying at this

The War of Scottish Independence (2025)

i don't have any audio but this is commerical

99.99999999% of deaths in this game are banging your dang noggin.

The grav gun only increased this.

boink'd

:3 I got Horror/Axe

Nightmare >:3

Eror

i took it again because i have nothing to do with my life 🚶

forgot to sc it. But I got dust

DADDY ISSUES THAT’S CRAZY /j (I definitely have daddy issues and the trans) and no I do not want help with my abandonment issues help)

@niko-jpeg

Sweet Jesus Christ I totally forgot about this quiz and tripped balls for a good solid minute going ‘this feels like something I would have written’ only to realize I DID WRITE IT LOL

:o coolio, I had no idea this quiz was older lol

Why r u calling me out. And I didn’t even say I had creating hobbies.

for fucjs sake why's ink more accurate for me