Twilight Sparkle burger girl scene

If you’re not reading Donald Trump’s twitter feed right now in the voice of Optimus Prime you are missing out on some grade A entertainment

that timestamp sure is a timestamp

الطبيعة و الحياة

The razorbill, razor-billed auk, or lesser auk (Alca torda) is a North Atlantic colonial seabird and the only extant member of the genus Alca of the family Alcidae, the auks. It is the closest living relative of the extinct great auk (Pinguinus impennis).

by the way i need you to know my pain. i spent FOUR HOURS AT THE LEAST trying to create that image at the top. it was HELL!!!!!!!! please i'm begging you

"It's a whole month of pride, baby! What better time to break out my swanky new suit?" - Bisexual Benny

If anyone's interested...

Not sure how good the Yakuza: Like a Dragon TV show is gonna be but the guy playing Kiryu has already gone viral for having a big dick and somehow fucking up drawing the eyes on a dragon

A mob of Zionists corner and beat Palestinian journalist Saif Al Qawasmi in the Arab quarter of Jerusalem (June 5, 2024). These pictures are worth a million words on their own, but do consider that this was in East Jerusalem, where the same Zionist mob chanted "death to Arabs" as they paraded through the area on the same day. Saif was also arrested by the Israeli police soon after he was assaulted, his equipment confiscated. Is the state protecting and coddling its unhinged far right citizen mobs? Of course, after all they share the same genocidal values.

For real though:

Serve Coffee

Turn the lights up higher

Turn off the music

Start cleaning up or washing dishes

Put away drinks and food. Offer people portions of the leftovers.

Return things to their normal, non guest accommodating state (take the leaf out of the table, put away extra seating)

Thank people for coming

Discuss (in the past tense) how lovely the visit/party/gathering was

Ask people about their arrangements to get home safely

Ask people about their plans for the rest of the day/evening

Inform them of your plans for the rest of the day/evening

If your guests still won't take the hint, you're just gonna have to pretend your appendix burst or something.

PLEASE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK 😭😭

He feels so awkward...

Before him, it was Carnegie. Vertical integration, monopoly by undercutting competitor prices. Every wildly rich man of the Industrial Revolution got there by walking on the backs of every other human they possibly could.

Getting my mind invaded by Batman Beyond Reference

context for the 3 of you who might not know this video

That new microphone is putting in Work though I mean that wheeze was Crisp

"chilchuck isn't a twink, he's a DILF!" now i get why you're saying that but i feel like you've maybe forgotten what chilchuck tims canonically looks like

i'm sorry but this man is a twink. also DILF isn't a body type it's a status (and technically, an opinion) so he can be both

"but he's middle-aged!" look at him. look with your eyeballs. his age has nothing to do with the fact that he Looks Like That. he's a twink. the sooner you accept this the less angry his fandom will make you

edit bc this post has become the bane of my existence:

FAQ

Q: wtf do you mean he's a dad? he looks like a kid. A: he is 29 years old, and a half-foot. half-foots are dungeon meshi's halflings, or hobbits, or whatever you want to call them.

Q: wait, if he's 29, why the fuck are you calling him middle-aged? A: half-foots have an average lifespan of 50 years. chilchuck was originally drawn with grey hairs (you can see that in the manga fullbody) but the mangaka gave up on that over time. he's middle-aged for his race.

Q: hey, doesn't that look like a little angry face on his boot in the manga drawing? A: yea kinda

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

What an icon

So that's how one's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "you splattered Farage"

Sex workers are only fun to y'all if we get used with no actual support. Of course you posted a screenshot of a dailymail article without any other effort to find HER.

And yeah we can say a billion things about the importance of wearing masks when protesting and how you're always at risk of being exposed if you're a sex worker but y'all are still doing nothing to point support in her direction while calling her an icon and queen. She was outed and none of y'all can do more?

Anyway here's her page, go tip her

https://victb.co.uk/