OKAY GUYS WE’RE MAKING A SANDWICH NOW

JUST REBLOG THE LAST PERSON

IM STARTING

BREAD

SOUP

SOULS OF THE UNBORN

DIRT

MUSTARD

A QUOTE FROM LEONARDO DA VINCI

THE STEP SISTERS TOES AND HEALS

Douxie

People: THE REYNOLDS PAMFLET, HAVE YOU READ THIS?!?!

Alexander: well shit, time for sandwiches :3

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Hello important information!!!

Bread is NOT part of a skeleton's natural diet and feeding it to them can make them sick. Instead try: coins from countries that no longer exist, dead batteries, ballpoint pens, or brass buckles. These are much closer to what skeletons eat in the wild :)

I live in a coastal region and I generally feed the local skeletons with broken seashells collected during low tide, which are high in calcium and other natural minerals. Very occasionally, such as for celebrations such as last night's solstice, a shard of broken ancient pottery makes a great treat, but be careful, as these are sometimes cursed, and may cause issues for some skeletons.

I hear in towns with big candy companies they use to feed their skeletons with candy wrappers. Because of that the skeletons would be also be out in droves around Halloween. And that's why we have skeleton's as a Halloween symbol.

remember kids- feeding candy wrappers to your friendly neighborhood skeletons is harmful to their long term health! try some old pennies or a handful of colorful autumn leaves intead!!

And if you see a wounded skeleton, do not approach and call your local skeleton rehabilitator!

@stealingyourbones

a punk rock doux for @hayley45 !! ty for helping me reach 200 followers <33

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This is forever my favorite Douxie video

*airhorn sfx* *airhorn sfx* *airhorn sfx* *airhorn sfx*

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

@noogit9000 driving at nighttime

Was listening to Blues Brothers music and so here are some troll hunting boys being good bro’s. I don’t know why I did this but it was fun.

And omg Toby as John Belushi is perfect and that Dan Aykroyd pout is exactly the one Jim makes in that promotional season 2 banner. Reference below :P

Keep reading

i Love it.

asians: pls care about racism against us

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like literally the fact that this has 9 notes (and most other posts abt asian american rep i’ve seen, rbed, or written have similar amounts), is proving my point. every time i reblog or post anything about racism agains asians, i can literally see everyone scrolling past it. not even given a performative like. are y’all consciously ignoring it or are you truly just that desensitized to racism against asians?

May I add:

Exactly. Speak up for everyone.

Keep the same energy for racism against all asians as we do with other races. That includes more than just east asians. Asia is more than China, Japan and Korea.

And I see y'all, you’re really selective about the shit y'all reblog from me. This should have more than one reblog.

There has been a sharp increase of AAPI hate crimes ever since the pandemic (especially in the Bay Area if you live in the United States). If you’re going to be an advocate for Asians, please don’t forget to include Southeast Asians, South Asians, Western Asians, Central Asians, and our Pacific Islander cousins in your activism. As well as mixed Asians, too, especially if they’re not white passing

Sound on. It's truly a masterpiece.

this just brought me an unreasonable amount of happiness

Sound on. It's truly a masterpiece.

this just brought me an unreasonable amount of happiness

Sound on. It's truly a masterpiece.

this just brought me an unreasonable amount of happiness