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@leona-florianova / leona-florianova.tumblr.com

Defenestration: Czech national sport since 1419
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Swing had reached into a pocket of his overlong coat and pulled out a very large pair of steel calipers. Vimes flinched as they were opened up to measure the width of his head, the width of his nose and the length of his eyebrows. Then a metal ruler was pressed against one ear. While doing this, Swing was mumbling under his breath. Then he closed the calipers with a snap, and slipped them back.

โ€˜I must congratulateyou, sergeant,โ€™ he said, 'in overcoming your considerable natural disadvantages. Do you know you have the eye of a mass murderer? I am neverwrongโ€ฆ in these matters.'ย 

'Nosir. Didnโ€™t know that, sir. Will try to keep it closed, sir,โ€™

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fun fact. Years ago my mother painted huge oil painting of the legendary triple-breasted whore from Eroticon VIโ€ฆ fanart in form like thisโ€ฆ is something i would like to reach one dayโ€ฆ I greatly admire my mom for that

WOW I cant find the original post with the painting.. Which means that tumblr just removed it without my knowledgeโ€ฆ Here she is again.. This time with some censored bitsย 

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You see: A DEAD WHALEย 

โ€œThis whale appears to have fallen from a great height.โ€

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right here in a boxย 

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althoughโ€ฆ its not really petuniasโ€ฆ it seems that in fo universe, Agrajag ended up being daisiesโ€ฆ

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โ€œCuriously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.โ€

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playing New Vegas again, starting with a brand new courier ๐Ÿšฌ He was born in San Frans/ New Cali, the son of a salt merchant and a skin dresser. Emmet worked for the NCR quite often as a local courier, he also knows as a cardshark. He has been playing cards since he could lift โ€˜em up and heโ€™s good at reading peopleโ€™s reactions, no matter how subtle.
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Once a part of the Master's Army, Kurt is a deserter of the now abandoned Jamestown on an expedition to the untouched ruins of Roswell in New Mexico before the BoS gets to it loots it for themselves.

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