hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]

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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

"this page looks better in the app" "log in to continue" actually I'm going to shoot you with a gun

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (source)

peace and love on fucking earth

woohoo!

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

This is so freaking profound. Like, this was before the advent of the personal camera. Not just anyone owned a camera in these days. Cameras were expensive, and so was the film. When you were recording shit, it had to be stuff you were willing to shell out a pretty penny to have preserved. Someone so deeply and profoundly loved these dogs and found joy in them that they decided to preserve them for future generations to see, after these pups are long dead and gone. This camera operator wanted to preserve the joy these dogs brought them and to share it with others. How incredible is that?

there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there

literally fucking no one is there. comedy gold

two of them!

Actually, I rather like being trans

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

tumblr user mollyjames picking up hormones: “I will seize destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing”

the cashier at cvs:

Oh hey there’s art now!!

I nearly let the pressure get to me, too! I was so afraid of failing my entrance exams, I couldn't even eat for a while! I would've lost my mind if it weren't for Fumi!

I think they should release a CRT model switch instead of an OLED

And it should weigh five pounds minimum

Does obama know about yaoi

Why are you reblogging this again in 2022

What if he still doesn’t know :(

assortment of some old voca drawings

don't ever apologise for speaking the truth.