Hi my name is Cal. I love HOTD/Bucky/fandom✨

About me: I’m a current psych major, part-time fruit chopper, Gecko mother always. One recovering alcoholic of 2 years, please feel free to reach out if you struggle or are in the same boat!!! White ass bitch from the Southeast US but will pester you with cultural questions.

I love sexy blonde Incest bitches, incel knight, and unstable metal armed man. Writing started as my sober hobby now I’ve been gifted 2% Latina!

ASOIAF/HOTD/GOT (Targaryens n Velaryons🦚, Criston🦚, Robb, Jon, Jaime)

Note: I do NOT write for Daemon or Luke

I write for marvel (Bucky🦚, Zemo, Marc Spector, Matt Murdock, Adam Warlock)

The Last Of Us (Tommy Miller🦚 and Joel Miller)

Seb Stan Characters: (Lee Bodecker🦚, Charles Blackwood, Steve Kemp, Lance Tucker)

Rdr2 (Arthur Morgan & John Marston)

Ask Box‼️: Open (check list)

Short headcanons ❌
Blurbs ❌
Questions ✅
Shitposting ✅
Silly edits ✅
Fic length one-shots ❌

Taglist❣️: Comment here (no it’s not a threat…unless?)

Into: M/F, M/M, fem dom, pegging, sex in any position, bdsm (light), breeding kink, man tears, angst, drunk sex, switching, actually non-smut things, daddy kink

Nope: F/F (I’m really bad at writing it and cursed to be really into dicks), literally just ask me!! Dead dove and niche kinks aren’t really an issue unless it’s like gory or stanky

Tags:

Smut 🍐 || Angst 🟢|| SFW 💚 || Dead dove🔫|| Fluff🐼 || Master ✨

Kink Bingo - Done!

Au Bingo - indefinite hiatus :(

Marvel:

***More of it is on my Ao3 linked in my bio :)

Bucky Barnes

“You’re my mission!”✨

Baron Helmut Zemo

The Call Girl🍐🐼

ASOIAF/HOTD:

Pairings:

No Conviction - Criston Cole x Aegon II🍐🟢🔫

Aegon II Targaryen

"You Do Know How The Act Is Done, Don't You?"✨

Ser Criston Cole

“Do You Want Me To Kill Him?”✨

Related Characters

Masterlist✨

Others:

Tommy Miller (TLOU)

Lee Bodecker (Devil All The Time)

You can be my daddy🍐🐼
Western AU🍐🐼

Lance Tucker (The Bronze)

God of what? 🍐

bucknastysbabe

I love them sm…fabs voice is the cutest. STONES OVER BEATLES SUPREMACY!!!!! POOKIE!!!!!!

“He’s tightly wound” -Understatement of the Year

#cal rants #fabien frankel #matt smith #go pookie go!

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Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

samodivaa

Thank you for the tag, babygirl @imtryingbuck I mean....what do you expect LMAO tags: @mrsbuckybarnes1917 @lanabuckybarnes @museandwords @nicoline1998enilocin @bucknastysbabe @buckys-wintersoldier

lanabuckybarnes

Thank you for the tag my dear 🥰: @samodivaa

I’m so cooked (literally) 🫢🤭

No pressure Tags for my lovies: @buckys-wintersoldier, @bucks-babe, @sergeantbarnessdoll

buckys-wintersoldier

Thanks for the tag @lanabuckybarnes and @samodivaa 🩷

@lanabuckybarnes do you see he wants you to write for him, bbg🤭😂

No pressure tags: @bucks-babe @heytheredelulu @holylulusworld @highonmarvel @jiyascepter @lives-in-midgard

bucks-babe

Thanks for the tag @buckys-wintersoldier and @lanabuckybarnes 😘

This is really awkward 😂. I wish it was Bucky or any Seb character but alas, Plankton

No pressure tags: @navybrat817 @mrsbuckybarnes1917 @bucknastysbabe @buckysburdens

bucknastysbabe

PLEASE plankton MOOD

This is a surprise it’s one (1) Mr. Zaddy Harwin

Need him voraciously

@fairysluna @towriteloveontheirarms @thought--bubble @peachysunrize @elaratyrell

#mooties ♡#big zaddy HARWIN #tag games!

bucknastysbabe

Pre-bday zoo day

(Um yes pookie came he looks so fine)

#cal rants #a day in the life #I love cownose rays :)#and little weird scaly fellas that one reminded me of Vermi

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GHOST OF A KING by Sleep Walking Animals TOM GLYNN-CARNEY as AEGON II TARGARYEN

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greenqueenhightower

Emma D’Arcy & Olivia Cooke Talking About Criston Cole | Entertainment Weekly

bucknastysbabe

They know the pookie tendencies

Alicent got him on the studded LEASH

#i love them #house of the dragon #emma d’arcy #olivia cooke #ser criston cole

bucknastysbabe

Anonymous asked:

I know you call yourself a clown and jester but to me you’re like funny section of a newspaper. Like I check your blog as soon as I wake up to see if you’ve posted and all your posts are comedy gold, unless it’s a pookie fic then it’s I wanna fuck the sad boi hour.

THANK YOU THIS IS SO SWEET

I’m horrible at taking compliments my natural instinct is to self depreciate but this is lovely I’m kicking my feet and blushing

I’m glad I can bring humor to the hell fandom💓💓and pookie thirst🫡

#anon chats #I LOVE YOU

bucknastysbabe

Anonymous asked:

Pookie cole

#I’ve been summoned?

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Anonymous asked:

Cal we know that you love chubby!Aegon with his glorious moobs, but have you thought about chubby!pookie with moobs. Like maybe he’s retired or something that causes him to gain weight.

How did you telepathically know that was my next move of dad bod dbf pookie???? >:(

The colewives are syncing

#i want to squeeze him #and all moobs #anon chats

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@elaratyrell and I were yapping and my brain decided on this when she said Aegon dealing meth

elaratyrell

It’s modern canon

bucknastysbabe

It’s circling back to the trailer park au Chris and I made where Aegon had 3 baby mamas and helped Otto’s meth empire

bucknastysbabe

@elaratyrell and I were yapping and my brain decided on this when she said Aegon dealing meth

#cursed edits #hotd shitpost #yo mr hightower

bucknastysbabe

What did you just call your MOTHER THE QUEEN

He’s got the crazy eyes again HELPPPPP

#ser criston cole #I’m laughing #he about to say smth #aemond do not call your mother by her first name

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Anonymous asked:

I just wanted to let you know, you are my only motivation to write for Criston Cole because I don't even like him but you're so funny I like u

It’s my master plan of stockholm syndrome to want to sit on Cole cock coming through. If you write pookie tag me.

Also I’m twirling my hair smiling thank you I live my best clown life❤️❤️❤️kitty says hell yeah

#anon chats #I love u #pookie masterplan

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Anonymous asked:

Cal the world needs to know your thots about this.

Who nuts faster when you say you love them Aegon or Criston?

That’s tough….situational but I think Criston would win more often

Like he would totally be balls deep and fold like a lawn chair hes so starved of love

Aegon— If he’s being pillow princess Babygirl meow meow. You tell him you love your special pretty perfect boy he’s gonna screech and nut

#anon chats #bless them #babies

bucknastysbabe

I’m here for my men in service. God bless u knights. My holes are open for you all❤️

@fairysluna

#cal rants #I love me a good ole Westerosi knight #especially one devoted to a queen #I’m looking at you Jorah Jaime Criston #all of them can GET IT.#hotd shitpost #asoiaf memes

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fairysluna

THEY'RE BOYFRIENDS YOUR HONOR

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fairysluna

from now on this is a Daemon hate account. LOOK AT HER FACE, FUCK YOU DAEMON.

fairysluna

you know who would never mistreat my babygirl? oh yes, you guessed it!!

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