Fellow Corvid

a favorite character dynamic

Just realized this but this is so wolfwood/millie/meryl and Vash lowkey. Just, all three of them and their human shaped dog who’s also existential horror incarnate.

AND ALSO THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. Jon literally. Conprehends all. And Martin does. Not.

girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

Replace "reddit" with "reveddit" in any reddit url to reveal deleted or removed comments. If the comment/post was deleted too quickly after it was posted, it may not pull it up, but it works most of the time

girl after reading a post on tumblr dot com with a reblog by user impossiblepackage, moving her cursor over to the url of the aforementioned reddit post, using her mouse to highlight the word “reddit”, typing out the word “reveddit” in its place, hitting enter, waiting with bated breath as reveddit loads, finally content as the deleted comment is displayed in front of her eyes containing the information she sought for so long.

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

I ALWAYS SAY THISSSS LIKE kids identifying as animals isn’t furries or trans people influencing and corrupting them is literally just

Have you never had a wolf girl/boy in your class (or maybe it was you)

Have you never hoped that a vampire would bite you

Hell, even more specific, have you never wanted to be kidnapped by slender man or some other creepy pasta character

Have you never secretly hoped that you’d wake up with dragon wings able to fly

We’ve all fantasized about being something other than human as kids because it’s Cool and Fun, this is just kids doing what they’ve always done

爱

going back to my roots by drawing fnaf fanart in year of our lord 2024

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Hospital

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

I feel like we’re getting off topic

So is pepsi if you steal it?

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

People... watch out for these things!

The saying applies with more than usual force here: if you're not paying for it, you're not the customer: you're the product being sold. (And maybe you're the product being sold even if you are paying for it.)

DO NOT MAKE YOUR PERSONAL PHYSICAL DATA AVAILABLE TO PEOPLE WHO COULD THEN SELL IT TO THOSE INVESTED IN USING IT TO SURVEIL YOU AND POTENTIALLY CHARGE YOU WITH CRIMES.

VASHWOOD NATION I NEED YOU TO DESTROY THIS

Trigun

resources below!🕊️

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to youtube, and i need you to watch every single one of VIVINOS' ALNST series of songs and music videos beginning from ROUND 1 through to ALIEN STAGE, ROUND 2, ROUND 3, ROUND 5, TOP 3, MIZISUA, All-in and ROUND 6. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

Y’all… I think changes might be occuring in my brain

I’ve been a fan since round one but like

I sense a week long hyperfixation on thé way

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.