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Call Me Granny

@grandmother-goblin

Wannabe romance writer
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Granny's BG3 FanFiction Masterlist

Just a one-stop-shop for my fics since I keep losing track of them on Tumblr.

Astarion x Tav

Field Study: NSFW, Astarion's POV, ongoing multichapter fic, a character study of Astarion as he navigates his newfound freedom and falling in love.

Chapters: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14

  • Asking Nicely: NSFW, Astarion's POV, Field Study Excerpt, 5k words, Cas asks very nicely to give Astarion a blow job.
  • His Most Willing Prey: NSFW, Astarion's POV, Field Study Excerpt, 4.9k words, Primal Play, Predator/Prey Sex.

Savoring The Sunrise: NSFW, Astarion's POV, 2.6k words, Morning Sex.

When Soap Isn't Enough: SFW, Astarion's POV, 2.4k words, Hair Washing.

Just Watch the Fireworks: NSFW, Reader's POV, 2.3k words, Exhibitionism.

Gale x Tav

Simple Magic: NSFW, Gale's POV, 7.3k words, Dom/Sub.

The Best Kind of Gift: NSFW, Gale's POV, 5.2k words, Breeding Kink.

Wyll x Tav

Enough Time for Us: NSFW, Reader's POV, two parter, you and Wyll have a discussion about getting intimate sooner rather than later.

Halsin x Tav

Apotheosis: NSFW, Dual POV with Halsin and Tav, ongoing multichapter fic, Halsin tries to figure out how his and Zilvira's relationship went wrong before it ever really started.

Chapters: 1 - 2

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List of my works in progress, and upcoming fics, are below the cut! Feel free to send any suggestions my way for what you'd want to see and I'll see if I can squeeze something in!

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I remember when someone on a discord server called archaeology my “special interest” and I didn’t know how to explain, rookie mistake! It’s actually a Master’s degree

I’m starting to get the sense that some of you think only autistic people have interests

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I think the internet would be a lot less dumb if we got over this idea of a perfect education and understand that you can't know everything, but you need to keep learning.

I mean, there are all those "why weren't we taught this?" posts when it's like

-Some stuff should be taught and wasn't, but you're in charge of your own growth now

-Some stuff is taught and you weren't paying attention or you might've been paying attention but it was also kinda boring and years before it would be relevant to you so you entirely braindumped it

-Some stuff just isn't reasonable to include in an education for children.

-You need to keep learning new things and re-learning old things. Oh no, you didn't get it all together in your early 20s? Nobody does! The people who think they did are some of the loudest and dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and they tend to work for places like Breitbart and the Daily Wire, and unsurprisingly, despite their penchant for "debate" they can only win against children

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women- especially women of color- aren't completely and totally pushed aside in fiction for the favor of m/m ships that usually have little to no chemistry. i swear. the reason there's no content for them in fan media is because. uh. (sweating buckets) they're less interesting in canon. unlike the men, who have been projected onto by fans to the point of having whole new personalities. which is different

obviously we can't project onto women because women just aren't at the same level as men. NOT BECAUSE IM A MISOGYNIST!! they just have less depth and they're more shallow and one dementional. not a misogynist.

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Idk if anyone of my followers has watched the show The Magicians, but I’m about to make a Tav that’s loosely based on Marina and I’m so excited.

(Cas took some inspiration from Julia tbh)

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