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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
The wife and the demon are the same person
The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious
me before getting to the end of this post
bees?
to elaborate:
- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees
- she is 3 years old
- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees
- they didn't belive her for 8 minths
- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!
Ok ok MUCH smaller version of this.
When my daughter was like two and a half years old she started getting anxious whenever we’d go to the front yard. She wanted to hold my hand, or she’d hesitate to go at all, and she kept demanding “what’s that noise?!?” All the time.
And I’m trying to be reassuring going “that’s a birdie singing to us’😊” or “yeah look at the air plane way up there!😊😊😊” and sometimes I wasn’t really sure what sound she meant but I mean I’m in a city so there’s always something so it’s a car, a motorcycle, whatever.
Meanwhile every time I answer she looks at me like 😒😒😒and she doesn’t get any less nervous.
Anyways after like a month of this she’s only more upset, and has started insisting there’s a ghost outside. I figure she’s been watching too many scary Halloween cartoons and double down on my reassurances.
Anyways long story short I needed hearing aids and this poor kid had been hearing the neighbors Halloween decorations cackling in a scary voice every time the wind hit it while her mom kept insisting it was birds or an airplane or whatever.
I figured out which decoration made the sound and let her poke it and see it was a noisy toy and after that she loved it and stopped being nervous and I apologized and explained to her what happened.
And the moral of the story is to listen to kids and to remember to get your hearing checked regularly in case of childhood phobia development or 60,000 bees.
The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe
…OH.
I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.
By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:
Lake Michigan has never fully frozen. Leading to some absolutely terrifying images
Layers of ice created, shattered, and built up like this.
Hey, here’s a picture of that lighthouse in 2015, when we had a polar vortex
I love the Great Lakes, you know how all boats look like shit, like just rusty hulks, you don’t get that on the Great Lakes because it’s fresh water, like the shipwrecks are incredibly well preserved
if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
like he was supportive which was nice but. ????????
Get his ass
sorry but i don’t think this is happening
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒
Rhododendron yakushimanum hybrid which I bought in a one gallon pot 25-30 years ago.
reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark
all of us in the notes rn
huh...
well all of us now:
[id in alt text]
oh yeah she and i are practicing ethical monogamy. yeah we agreed not to try and control each other's outfits and friendships and stuff. yeah i know monogamy gets a bad rep but trust me its not abuse
My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near
*buries a pitfall seed on your dashboard so when you see this post you fall into a small hole*
*as always I tried to avoid any names that seem rooted in other cultures but I may have made a mistake. If I did put a name that's completely normal in other cultures, it's just me being an idiot. Not trying to make fun of that culture.
she let me hit cuz i'm brave
like that little toaster
Can I help you Peter
Maybe he wants more cookies?
Hi Silver Spoon. What is happening to my post.
Greetings, Ellie Lol! I think Peter's just here for more cookies. As for what is happening to your post, I couldn't say, Darling
Pleased to make your acquaintance, though. <3
The scene that plays out before you is somewhat surreal-- from the odd choice of euphemism to the grease coating the young man’s hair. But one thing sticks out above all else.
REACTION SPEED- Is that a fucking horse?
