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It's the Devil's Drink!

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Annelise | she/her | 31 | pinniped enjoyer
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We had a ~big event~ at the library today which involved a local congresswoman visiting. I was elected the spokesperson, so I was explaining to her what the library offers when one of the teens (middle schooler, openly lesbian, very funny if not a husky-who-will-eat-a-couch-if-bored kind of kid) saw me talking to her and her staff and said "Hey you guys know we have chairs right? You don't have to stand this whole time". Much to my surprise, the congresswoman actually sat down and made bracelets with her and some other teens? And apparently had a whole conversation with them. Anyway, this is less 'wow, politicians are listening to the kids!' and more 'I'm surprised that a middle schooler convinced a congresswoman to sit down and make a bracelet with her by shaming her for standing'.

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princessmo

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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mitzo

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

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I'm always taken aback when someone asks me if I have a boyfriend because I've convinced myself so much that people perceive me as a sexless entity roaming the mortal world in search of something incomprehensible that I'm surprised the people around me see me as like.... a cishet

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