Nik

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

mingyu: Today we learned that bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

wonwoo: I know. That's why I bottle up both my positive and negative emotions so it all cancels out.

mingyu: That's-

mingyu: That's not how it works

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

I can suspend a lot of disbelief. I can imagine security would let you get into a pop star’s trailer like that. i can pretend a 24 year old man can make a woman cum that fast. I can pretend the stans weren’t on to them sooner.

But I cannot, will not believe that Graham Norton doesn’t have more guests on his couch.

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[ 🍒 ] seungcheol

oh please, this would make his ego skyrocket. cheol is used to you thirsting over him, and his unfairly thick biceps and big ass bakery, so is he really surprised with this? nope. don’t worry, he’ll tease you before actually turning on the music and taking his shirt off, but he’s got to have his fun too. besides, cheol knows that him dancing shirtless will not end up with you cuddling under a blanket, so it’s a win win situation :))

"i don't care what u had for dinner" well i do. can you post a photo of it on tumblr dot com so i can like it please

like imagine frying some guys balls with a car battery but then your dad walks in and by the end of that interaction the guy you were torturing looks at you with pity like damn

TEMPO BRIDGE IN 2024..... when xiumin said if you can't fucking sing take your broke ass home he had the reasons to back it up!

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

joshua's a little too focused on the way you're washing his hair now, head leaned back over the sink as you work. sure, the way you're looking at him now with your nose crinkled in disgust isn't the ideal way for you to look at him... but the feeling of your fingers in his hair makes up for it.

"what the hell was wrong with jeonghan?" you frown to yourself. "i mean, how hard is it to not spill half a milkshake on someone's head...?"

baby, you’re a drunk mess

fluff 𐙚 established relationship 𐙚 idol!wonwoo x fem!reader 𐙚 wc: 958

wonwoo knew exactly how this night would end the second he received a message from seungcheol, inviting you over for a drink. it never ended with only a drink. 

„baby, lean on me,” wonwoo grabbed you tighter by your waist, as you stumbled over your own feet, trying to act as if you weren't totally waisted. “i’m going to kill mingyu for making her play that drinking game”. 

„m’ fine,” you mumbled. „see, i can walk on m’ own,” you took his hand that was resting on your hip, and shoved it away, taking a step forward. wonwoo smirked at your weak attempt to push him away, considering you were drunk out of your mind, but your confidence that you were so much stronger than him was truly comical. he knew he shouldn’t have let you go, but maybe if you eventually ran into a wall or something you’d cooperate better because there was no way he’d get you home with you acting like this. 

[240402] MINGI, WOOYOUNG, YEOSANG, and YUNHO for Men's Folio

my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes