i love not knowing most if not all pokemon bc every time a new creature comes up on my screen that i have to fight i look like this

unfezant more like unfeCUNT

also i am joyed to discover that unfezants follow bird rules in which the dudes are flashier-looking than the ladies bc i was thinking "heyy why doesn't the bird in my team look cunty like that :(- IT'S BECAUSE BIRD IT'S BIRD RULES!!!!!!!' ASKSKSK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!?!?!

IDK IF THIS GUY IS A LIKE BIG DEAL OR NOT BUT I'M STILL HAPPY GET THE FUCK IN MY BALL!!!!!!!!!

ive been naming all my pokemons food names and thinking abt what kind of food cryogonal resembles and my brain supplied me with meth i don't thijk that a food

i want to throw him against a wall and see what happens

nevermind her loser ways have charmed me

this family pulled me into a pop quiz and asked me to identify pokemon THE NOTORIOUS POKEMON UNKNOWER

FUCK YEAAAA I GOT ANOTHER EXP SHARE AT LEAST 2 MORE OF MY POKEMON ARE GONNA BE SO YOLKED YEAHHHHHHH

LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH LAIOS FISH

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S HER MOMENT

SHE'S GONJEOUS

HER SERVEFUL SLAY?

When the media turns like this it means the contradictions between the pressure being exerted from various actions and tge bourgeoisie's interests have gotten too great to ignore. They can no longer meaningfully manufacture consent and so their propaganda turns.

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

But in Japanese it scans as:

"Psycho" to mean "someone with psychokinesis" has been an anime thing since the 70s so I knew that one but the meaning of "Mob" really never crossed my mind. I thought it was just his name for no reason at all.

Japanese read: ESP NPC

English read: MAXIMUM MURDER

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

what's a group of phantom thieves without their adorable talking animal mascot?

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

Again, please reblog if you vote. At least like, man

Last night I asked @asperanna what spirit I should draw while we were in @ejsuperstar ‘s magma.

They said either Wounded Warrior or Pleading Child. So I drew both with a unspecified dromaeosaurid.

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

HI EVERYONE OP HERE I QUIT THIS JOB TODAY

I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

I so want examples. anyone who knows of any should post them in notes

You know, like giant squid and such. We know the bastards exist, we have credible first-hand accounts stretching back thousands of years and dead specimens washed up on shore and such, but in centuries of searching we’ve managed exactly one well-documented encounter with a giant squid in its natural habitat. We have no idea what their native range is or what their life-cycle looks like, let alone how many of them are out there.

Are there any reverse-cryptids that /aren’t/ at the bottom of the ocean?

The red-crested tree rat, for one. There have been only three well-documented encounters since 1898, and they just plain disappeared from the zoological record for over a century. The only reason we know they’re not extinct is that one walked right up to a couple of wildlife research interns at a Columbian nature reserve back in 2011, apparently out of pure curiosity, and allowed itself to be photographed and observed for several minutes before disappearing again.

That’s genuinely pretty cool and all, but I absolutely need to talk about how the picture in that Wikipedia article looks like a tiny eldritch horror disguising itself as a peach.

To be fair, based on the actual photos from the 2011 encounter, they really do look like that:

It’s worth noting too that Marie-Pierre Pruvot is still alive. She’s 87 years old. She was a showgirl and later in the 70s became a literature teacher, a quite esteemed literature teacher at that.

This bloodbath has gone on for far too long. At the start of this aggression, the school year had barely just started. The academic year ends in just a month. Everyone, from first graders to university seniors, have lost an entire year at least. I say at least considering even if there is a ceasefire today, Israel had destroyed literally all universities in Gaza and damaged over 400 schools. Lest we forget also Israel's deliberate targeting of university professors and academics.

You absolutely cannot mistake the intent behind all of this.

My friend is organising for their family to evacuate Gaza.

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